Inspiring the Incessant

Going a little off-topic, I was playing other games since I got sick and tired of Minecraft, until I met player4709 and we played so much Minecraft that I got back to it.

Not only did we play a megaton in our private Minecraft world, but we also invented our own strategies in Annihilation. Our latest one is using the Bard kit to make it super hard for the enemy to kill us using a combination of Regeneration and Weakness.

Then, I realized that Mr. Incessant was still being not-so-cool. He still rages at people or whatever. I admit, I was at fault for not playing with him since I played other games. So I made up with him by leading him again in a serious Annihilation battle.

He made a strategy where we make a sky base above the enemy base and then flood the enemy with water.

To be honest, I'm not sure how effective that strategy was, since none of the enemies raged about our flood. One of them simply and calmly swam upward to our sky base in a painfully slow speed, trying to attack us, but we had the obvious high-ground advantage. Mr. Incessant must have enjoyed so much while I protected him and we laughed at the mischief we made.

I then shot arrows from my sky base at the enemy. I wasted a lot of arrows and only got 1 hit since I haven't used a bow in a long time. To make up for that, I roasted the enemy, saying “Hey Yellow Team, enjoying the weather?” You get the joke?

I can't remember what happened after that, though.

Anyway, putting the flood strategy aside, Mr. Incessant said, “I'm trying not to be toxic.” When the battle ended, I gave him a little Annihilation XP (needed to buy Annihilation kits) for keeping his promise.

I gave Mr. Incessant a little tip for retaliating at toxic people without being toxic: Tell them “I'm gonna target you." or “U liek to get rekt?” Much better than a “fuck you".

Personally, though, I'd say “Rel-axe, it's just a game.” or “I am perpl-axe-d by your axe-asperation.”

Oh well, at least I'm not so mad at Mr. Incessant anymore. He's still toxic, but not as much as before.

We played again the next day, where I tried to get OP gear while Mr. Incessant rushed the enemy over and over. He killed the enemy so much that one of them called Mr. Incessant a "motherfucker". I'm not sure what he said after that, but I think he was chill. He even rescued me from a near-death situation.

We lost due to being heavily outnumbered and outgunned, but I'm still impressed with how Mr. Incessant performed in this game, so I paid him a lot of Annihilation XP for his good work.

Not Incessant Anymore, but I'm Still Annoyed

I haven't seen Mr. X-pletive since last July. Maybe he quit because he thinks the server is annoying. Oh well, at least he's taken out of the equation for now. I really wanna give him a piece of my mind, though. By the way, he's so rude that he does not deserve an axe pun.

But I have a new, less intelligent but less toxic version of Mr. Incessant, who I will call Mr. Cornucopia. He sucks up to people a lot; he joined Lunatic Blade and I begrudgingly accepted him, and joined two more teams afterwards while maintaining Lunatic Blade membership. He often asks me easy-to-answer questions, like “Are you a programmer?" after seeing my Python program, “How to apply for Lunatic Blade?" even though the application instructions are under his nose, and “What Annihilation kit should I get?" even though I already told him the answer twice. He has horrible grammar, unlike Mr. Incessant ‘s acceptable grammar, so I often ask, “What do you mean when you say this?”

Despite those “feats" of low intelligence for an early teenager, Mr. Cornucopia somehow finds secrets that I'd never expect the average Joe to find without exerting extra effort, such as my old comics and my real name. (No axe puns needed.) I think he will Google-search Juliann Baloran or LunaticTactician at some time this year due to curiosity, and find this blog.

Mr. Cornucopia, if you're reading this, DON'T YOU DARE show this to anyone in our Minecraft server or you might be punished for advertising.

Anyway, in “Final Rant Against Mr. Incessant”, I speculated that Mr. Incessant’s lack of desire to follow my no-toxicity orders was due to emotions. Unlike Mr. Incessant, though, I think Mr. Cornucopia forgets what I say simply because of a bad short-term memory.

I'm planning to suck up to Mr. Cornucopia at some point, but I'm focused on player4709 and Mr. Incessant for now. Plus, I don't know if my smartness will rub off on him.
Edit: Mr. Cornucopia has an equally pea-brained brother who I will call Mr. Noxious, and he's also sucking up to me. TRIGGERED

Update on player4709's Minecraft World

We're getting loads of diamonds with our Fortune 3 pickaxe. player4709 got an enchanted bow with Power 4 and Infinity, while I got a Sharpness 3 diamond sword.

Unfortunately, player4709's brother, who I will call Mr. Binary, beat us to the ender dragon and destroyed the ender crystals with eggs from our chicken farm before finishing off the ender dragon with Strength 2.
Thanks for the comment, Mr. Binary, and sorry for assuming you still had your OP gear.

Fortunately, we agreed that we can add mods after defeating the ender dragon, so we're planning to add Pixelmon and Custom NPCs when I finish my college term this November.

I'm choosing Froakie, by the way, while player4709 is choosing Chimchar. They should work well when we get into a Multi Battle, since Froakie is the best starter Pokémon in Kalos according to Eryizo and Truegreen7 (2017), while Chimchar is the best starter Pokémon in Sinnoh according to Eryizo and Speqtor (2016).

I wonder what player4709 will have as his Pokémon team. I'm gonna have my Pokémon Y team, though, since I've played a lot with it and all my Pokémon combined have moves of all 18 types for maximum type coverage. Problem is, Dratini is rare and only spawns in water biomes, so I won't have a powerful flying Pokémon for a while, especially since player4709 has a horse and I don't. Oh well, I'll just take Starly for now.

Let's just hope we don't get blown up by creepers again while we battle Gym Leaders.

References

Eryizo & Speqtor. (2016) What Is The Best Starter Pokemon? (Sinnoh) Feat. Speqtor.           Retrieved from YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtrLD5qJX6s

Eryizo & Truegreen7. (2017) What Is The Best Starter Pokemon? (Kalos) Feat. Truegreen7. Retrieved from YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXkHkyCATMQ