Sunday, April 28, 2019

Hytale Play Style PART 2: Backup Plans

Screenshot from Fire Emblem Heroes
DISCLAIMER: This is speculative and based on pre-release information and Minecraft. This is not to be taken seriously; this is just for fun.

This post assumes that my army and I spawned on a large landmass containing trees.
It's pointless to try to swim to bigger land after spawning on a small, isolated island, even if there are a lot of edible fish to punch to death. It takes WAY too long, and we don't know exactly how dangerous Hytale's oceans are.


It's funny how I reread some of my blog postsincluding my first Hytale play style postmore than 5 times, yet I miss out on some major errors, and in particular, I found that my Hytale play style has no backup plans.
Wow. Just wow, I exclaim to myself. Calling myself a tactician and leader of an army without a backup plan for a hugely ambitious plan.

After all, even if everything seems according to plan and the situation seems consistently positive, there's always a chance it could turn upside-down in a split second.
What if Mom, Dad, or my younger brother need me immediately for a long or complicated task at an unexpected time? What if resources like food and building materials are heavily limited? What if I can't find a cave even after roaming the land for hours? What if I take damage?

So here are my backup plans because I suck at introductions:

#1. Overwhelmed by real-life interruptions? Hide underground, disconnect/close Hytale, then make sure everything is OK.

I do a wide variety of tasks in the house and in my store, such as graphic design, sales management, tech support, cleaning, lifting, delivering, and rarely cooking.
Therefore, all of my family members regularly ask me for help...which is extra annoying when I'm gaming, especially since I'm about to play what could potentially be the greatest video game of all time.

I'm just paranoid that, even after multi-checking (not just double-checking) that my family members are OK and don't need my help, one of them may inevitably rush towards me in intense fear or anger and demand help as if it's the end of the world.
"I'm too tired to clean the house. You do it."
"YOU! FIX THIS F-ING GLITCH!"

Honestly, there's only one viable option: Hide underground or retreat to my base, disconnect from our server (if applicable), close Hytale, and help out the family. No one else can or will do it except me, and this is my duty, even if I hate it sometimes.
They'd hopefully be grateful that, when I get interrupted while playing Hytale, I become so angry that I work extra quickly. However, for the love of all that is good, please don't tell me "you're not using your brain" or similar statements if you want me to maintain my work performance. Just calmly point out what is wrong with what I am doing.
(am i suppressing others' freedom of speech? i hope not (intentional bad grammar))

What about customers? In addition to hiding and asking them to write down their orders, I'll leave our store's cellphone loading program open, even if it costs more processing power. (I normally close other programs so my PC can focus on gaming.)

Maybe I should also make a lot of cardboard signs showing product prices because I'm too lazy to tell customers the prices with my voice, but then again, many of our customers and neighbors are senior citizens...

And let's not forget a non-human menace: the mosquitoes. Again, I am paranoid of either playing Hytale so long that I forget to re-apply citronella lotion to repel mosquitoes, mosquitoes finding unprotected areas of my skin (like sneaking inside my shorts) to bite, or mosquitoes somehow becoming resistant or immune to citronella.
Mosquitoes can go screw themselves over because, 15 minutes before I play Hytale, I'm gonna KILL them with my bare hands!
By the way, mosquitoes frequently bite me on the legs, which I often keep under the desk. I couldn't see them fly away from my skin because the desk's underside is so dark that the mosquitoes' small black bodies camouflage them. I'm gonna put a lamp under the desk while hunting mosquitoes.
Edit: Mosquitoes bite me on the elbows now because my electric fan under the desk is so strong even at low power.

One problem with being interrupted big-time in the middle of multiplayer is abandoning my army. Unlike video game death which still allows the tactician to assist their army using programs like Discord, having to do real-life tasks (mostly) disables the tactician. Besides, wouldn't it be ridiculous to tell an army to "besiege the Trork encampment" while a customer is around? "Uh, sir, what do you mean 'besiege the Trork encampment'? I want chocolate chip cookies."
I'd tell my army to stay in our base while I'm stuck doing real-life work, but I know that BoltOLightnin and YoSquid are bloodthirsty adventurers who crave battle, and, while they know a fair bit of tactics, I don't trust them to survive without me. They hardly know each other besides a short discussion of anime while we were playing Krunker and knowing the fact they use magic and bows, respectively.
It's even worse if I'm told to get off my seat while my army and I are far away from our base. Unexplored areas are often dangerous since hazards like lava or hostile mobs can be devastating when the explorer is not ready for them, either due to careless mining (like moving too fast while staircase-mining or strip-mining) or a lack of light allowing hostile mobs to blend into the darkness.
You know what? I'll just stop the server if I have to get off my seat and my army refuses to play defensively.
then again, i sound too authoritariani need to bond and train with my army some more (intentional bad grammar)

(#2 not included; a backup plan for Hytale research is not applicable)

#3. Can't help but take damage (even in pathetic, easily avoidable ways)?

Unlike single player, I can't just rage-quit as soon as I take damage; of course, as the tactician and leader, I have the responsibility of maintaining and improving my army, and the best way to do that is being on the field.
Monitoring an army is tough with just Discord since I can't see my officersI can only hear them. Sometimes they can get so focused in a fight that they stay silent. I've talked during fights before, and those fights didn't end well because of my divided attention.

I need to remember that taking damage is not the end of the world.
Video games have health systems for a reason: it doesn't make sense that a character would die in one hit to something as trivial as touching an enemy, and it affects a player's play style, whether they would play aggressively with high health or more cautiously with low health.
Besides, what's the big deal if I've only lost 20 health and I have 100 max health? If the threat is not too difficult, I can still survive and recover HP afterwards, either through food or healing magic.

If I do take damage, I'll back off a little and do chip damage with ranged attacks so melee attackers can't reach me and I have more time to dodge incoming arrows or magic bolts.
If I can't do a ranged attack, I'll do hit-and-run attacks. A spear would come in handy for this because of its reachI can strike from the farthest possible range and quickly back away before the enemy can counterattack. (Hypixel Studios pls let players throw rocks so they can do long-range attacks without a bow. jk you don't have toit'll probably break the game anyway :p)

After fighting, I'll either retreat to our base or make a mini shelter so I can calm down by distracting my brain with chores like crafting, cooking, or farming.
A mini shelter, in particular, will allow an army to safely take a break in the middle of the field. While we're at it, I'll bake some bread, set up a wooden table, and chat with my officers. (I sound like a housewifeI hope I'm not a soy boy :p)

After all, my main survival rule still stands: STAY ALIVE.
I've won boxing fights in real life despite being super tired, so I can survive difficult Hytale monster battles too.

#4. Can't get reliable food and shelter?

We know Hytale has a diverse wildlife, ranging from ambient mobs like frogs, to farm animals like chickens, to mounts like the ram, to predators like sabertooth tigers.
But we're not sure how many of these animals there will be at any given location, especially ones that are important to survival like the farm animals.
I'm assuming that Hytale will also have random worlds like Minecraft. With that randomness comes uncertainty and variation; some worlds will have LOTS of animals (I've seen at least 15 sheep gathering in a small area in Minecraft), while others will have almost no animalslooking for two of the same species in order to breed would be a huge struggle.

To further exacerbate the possible scarcity of farm animal spawns, there are Trorks, common mobs in Orbis which love meat. Although it's currently unknown if they attack animals in general or what their entire diet consists of, I assume they do attack animals judging by their carnivorous diet and hostility towards the player. (Only birds are confirmed to be attacked by Trork sentries, but only because they're distracted by the birds. It's unknown if Trorks also eat other birds besides human-edible ones like chickens.)

Actually, there's not much we can do with farm animal spawns, other than kill predators and Trorks.
Predators are a challenge though because I assume many of them have their real-life abilities (take this with a grain of salt).
According to the University of California Museum of Paleontology (UCMP), "[Smilodon]
probably charged from ambush, waiting for its prey to come close before attacking." This is somewhat similar to Hytale, where packs of sabertooth tigers take cover in grass before striking their prey. Although sabertooth tigers are annoying when we're hunting animals, first-person shooter players like me, YoSquid, and BoltOLightnin are trained to spot tiny details, allowing us to spot camouflaging enemies. We can destroy them just fine even if we are their targeted prey—two of us are ranged attackers, while my spear out-reaches them.
I'm just worried about bigger and/or faster predators, especially those in the Felidae family. I'm not trained to fight animals—I always get rekt by them in the Mo' Creatures mod.
Edit, August 9, 2019: I can't even navigate my narrow corridor without my brother's pet puppy bumping into me while trying to scratch and bite my foot.

Of course, the next best thing is food produced by plants. In Minecraft, seeds and a hoe are very easy to get early on, but seeds take a LONG time to grow, especially on small farms. I'm not sure how Hytale's hunger mechanic will work (if a hunger mechanic will exist), but from Minecraft 1.7.2 to 1.8.9, hunger can drain quickly in many ways including jumping (especially when climbing hills), dealing and taking damage, and mere walking—I've gotten hungry many times on the first night, a time when I usually have newly planted crops.
(Considering how I make farms in a 9x9 square with water in the center and same-type seeds everywhere else, the slowest speed my crops will grow is about 103.54 minutes, or more than 5 Minecraft days, assuming that an update occurs once every 68.27 seconds. See Tutorials/Crop farming.)
If my Hytale farm takes too long to generate food and I don't have a proper shelter, I'll hide either on a tower or in a 1x2 pit and do some other activities in real life while keeping Hytale and the server open. I'll only come out if I need to water my plants. (I hope this stall tactic doesn't kill my PC)
If crops take too long to grow and I get too hungry, I'll hide in a tower or pit.
Glass is used for illustrative purposes and can be replaced with any block.
Note: In the Hytale trailer, there is no water near farmland. Instead, it is watered with a watering can, similar to many farming games like Stardew Valley.

Honestly, I'm not a fan of crops in the early gameI prefer fish. In the Hytale trailer, a lot of different fish species were shown. I admit that I'm unfamiliar with many of them (I need to go to a museum again), but, with a game that has a lot of different food from animal meat to various vegetables to even popcorn (something that's not associated with fantasy or medieval settings), I think it's very likely that certain fish will be edible.
I'll mostly catch fish from zone 1 rivers—they're not as deep as oceans and zone 1 water is colored a bright turquoise, so I can easily see edible fish and avoid predators and aquatic monsters.
BoltOLightnin, prepare your lightning magic. We need to electrocute lots of fish.

As for shelter? That's unlikely to be a problem—we can either settle underground or build a quick wooden shelter since zones 1 to 3 have lots of trees on the surface. (Zone 4 is impractical in the early game since we may need to dig deep to reach the subterranean forests. Zones 1 to 3 provide a more immediate source of wood.)
Although a simple shelter doesn't meet my standards, we can always settle for less so we can reach for more later on.
A basic tower shelter with a safe landing for quick escapes.
Hiding here keeps me out of mobs' aggro ranges and shove them off one-by-one.

#5: Mitigating Mining Mishaps

It's unlikely that I would encounter problems with mining since, by the time I complete step 4, I'll be ready to survive caves, combined with my cautious exploration style and the fact I like bringing lots of wood.

I know that caves can be hard to find sometimes, so I'm willing to walk around the world for a few days while making mini shelters until I find a decent cave. Staircase mining is not very reliable when looking for ores, from my experience.

Unlike the other backup plan steps, which are designed to handle the unexpected, I think most of our mining problems can be caused by human error. In Minecraft, like in my video in this post, careless mining can reveal hazards like lava or hostile mobs very close to the player, or can cause the player to fall into a pit or deep cave, sometimes with not enough time to react with a water bucket. In the case of Hytale, I could fall into a cave chamber that is home to a unique and dangerous mob like in Hytale's monster design post, or even a boss mob.

I know how thrilling it is to find ores while mining, so, considering my combat formation of me in front and YoSquid and BoltOLightnin behind me, I'll take the lead in exploring unknown areas while my officers mine the ores along the way. Taking the lead lets me warn my officers of incoming threats that they can't see at first, then buy them time to safely use their ranged attacks. Only letting officers mine ores in explored areas reduces the chance of accidents, and if an accident does happen, the familiar terrain will improve our evasion.

#6: Nothing but clothes and weaksauce fists?

In Part 1, I stated that I will craft lots of cheap melee weapons. This ensures that we're always ready to defend ourselves and kill hostile mobs reasonably quickly.

However, no matter how many weapons we craft at home, there can be a time when our weapons break from excessive fighting and our inventories are so full of treasure from the field that we can't stop to craft new weapons on the fly. In other words, these situations can only allow us to use fists. (I count non-weapon attacks as fist attacks, similar to Minecraft.)

Thankfully, I'm not just good with cheap weaponry. I'm great with fists, and I don't care how weak they are; I've killed groups of Minecraft mobs with just my fists.

YoSquid and BoltOLightnin are decent swordfighters, but I'm not sure how good they are with surviving fistfights in Minecraft.
Of course, I'll take the front lines again, and if my officers wish to join the beatdown, I'll assign us to attack one enemy each so that we don't accidentally knock the enemies towards me or my officers. If it's against one enemy, I'll have us all attack the front so we can cooperatively push it away, preferably to somewhere dangerous like a ravine.

However, if our enemy is a flier, then screw it, I'm running away. I can't fight fliers very well. Melee-attacking fliers are slightly tolerable since I can wait for them to approach before counterattacking, but fliers with only ranged attacks are completely untouchable by melee attacks without a means to force them to the ground.

By the way, if I'm the only one with no usable weapon, I still won't ask YoSquid or BoltOLightnin for their weapons unless they either have unused weapons or I need it for an emergency.
Plus, I'm not very good at magic, even though I've read and watched Harry Potter.

Wednesday, April 24, 2019

Holy Week 2019: Get-Together with Extended Family and Electrifying Niece

Holy Week. A time to celebrate the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ and how He saved us all from sin. Massive numbers of Filipinos, especially those from Metro Manila, return to their home provinces to reunite and celebrate with their families--which explains why EDSA, one of Metro Manila's busiest highways, had little traffic on Maundy Thursday.
(Actually, on the day I wrote this, this was posted by Krizette Laureta Chu, a well-known Duterte supporter.)

And what did I do? I was invited to an "extended family get-together" that will run from April 19 to 20, and I accepted, mainly because I knew my electrifying niece was also there.
I also knew that there was pizza and a pool, and I like both of them. (Actually, I like pizza more.)

The resort that we went to accepts visitors at 7 PM, so my group left at 5 PM to meet up with Big Brother and the rest of our relatives.

When my group arrived, my niece, being carried by Big Brother, was so excited and greeted us with a hand waving enthusiastically. When I got down and approached my niece, she gave me a hug as usual.
Big Brother and his wife went on to do preparations inside his house, so everyone else stood outside, with some of us playing with my niece.
Mom told my niece to point to a person with a particular name, like "Where's Uncle Juliann?"...and she still sometimes points at my younger brother. (Many senior citizens think we look very alike, even though I have a more calm face and he has a strict face.) Many of my relatives are unfamiliar to my niece (I think), so she struggled to get the correct answer for those relatives.
I think of my niece as having super strength, so in the past, I often made strongman poses in front of her by flexing my biceps. Now she likes it too; she tells me, "I want to play 'strong!'" She then imitates my flexing poses while growling.
I then asked her, "Do you want to play Krunker?" and she said "Yes!" Rocketeer was still entertaining to her, but Agent slightly lost its appeal.
I also tried to make her say the sentence "Lightning is produced by electrically charged clouds", but she didn't say it. I think I said "K!" in a cartoony old man voice after my niece didn't say anything for about 5 seconds, but she replied in a mimicked voice, "K!" I replied, "You want a weird voice? Okay. (cartoony old man voice) Lightning is produced by electrically charged clouds." and she said it, also in a weird voice.

After some more lifting, my relatives and family got in our cars and followed Big Brother on the way to the resort.
My mom entertained my niece by describing the surroundings. As soon as we left, hundreds (if not thousands) of Christians were still walking on the streets of Big Brother's home village with candles on hand since it was nighttime, and my niece liked looking at them. She also liked looking at the full moon, although it was mostly hidden by trees and buildings during the trip.
I tried asking my niece what her favorite Pokémon is, and her first answer, I think, was (my niece's name; censored for privacy purposes). If I remember correctly, Mom pointed out that my niece is not a Pokémon, and then asked her what the Pokémon looked like? Eventually, Mom asked, "Is it Pikachu?" and my niece said "Yes! Yes!" Then I messed with her by asking, "What is Pikachu's type?" and eventually said, "Electric." I also described Pikachu, saying "Pikachu shoots electricity from its BIG cheeks."
I then asked, "Do you know Charizard?" since I think Charizard is the second most well-known Pokémon--according to Truegreen7's viewers, liking Charizard means "You don't know that many Pokémon", and it's in many Top 10 Overrated Pokémon videos, including Eryizo's. My niece (blindly) answered, "Yes!" and I replied, "Do you know what Charizard is?" She couldn't reply, and then I eventually said, "Charizard is a fire-breathing dragon!" and Mom roared at my niece to illustrate the point.

As soon as we arrived at the resort, we set up the food we brought on the tables provided to us by the resort. There was home-made spaghetti (which I did not dare eat because I only eat my mom's spaghetti and I find other spaghetti generally weird-tasting), four buckets of chicken, and soda. (We had pizza the next day. No pizza on this night.)
I had two chicken parts and a tiny bit of rice. I got lazy to eat.
Try and guess the soda I drank. Hint: I am a hardcore gamer.

My niece was still eating, but I don't care--I still played with her while she was seated... by touching her BIG cheeks while hanging onto the edge of a ledge. She willingly put her BIG cheeks on my fingers, and I intentionally fell off the ledge as I pretended to get zapped. She laughed so hard and I think she begged me to do it again (even though Mom didn't want me to).
She also instinctively smiled when I pointed my camera at her. Her typical "camera smile" is tilting her head to the left while showing a few of her teeth, which is different from her huge "playful" smile. I tried the 360 no scope, but it didn't do much to entertain her, however.
My younger brother tried to make my niece touch me in the face (which we call a "biff"; getting a biff scores points, and my younger brother is far ahead of me because of his glasses acting as a shield), but this time, my niece angrily said "NO!" and shook her hand off my brother's. Funny thing is, she tried to biff me back in Boracay and another house visit, even though my younger brother wasn't around.

After eating, my niece chased me around while spewing saliva like boiling water in a pot of rice, and I ran away, partially because it's gross and surprisingly long-range, but mostly because of play. big brother and his wife got mad at us, but i don't care. (intentional bad grammar)

Sometimes, we would pass through my dad who is singing on karaoke, and every time, he stopped to let my niece have the microphone, and she sang ABC every time.
When I "steal" the microphone, I get told to sing Baby Shark, and every time, my niece danced. I tried to mimic the voices in the video, with a high-pitched voice for Baby Shark and a deep voice for Daddy Shark. (Yes, I can still do high-pitched voices--I can even mimic my niece's voice accurately.)
I also "plagiarized" the "Say That Word" game show from the Regular Show episode "Expert or Liar", except I wanted my niece to say words I say, rather than showing text since I think she is not so good at reading yet. Here's what I said:
"Did (niece's name) say she wants to play...SAY THAT WORD?"
"Alright, folks, we have some really weird words for (niece's name) to say tonight."
I remember making my niece say "brain" and "zombie".

I felt lazy to swim because I was playing with my niece, but after she got in the pool, I took pictures for a while, then I also got in the pool because people kept telling me to do so.
I didn't want to join Big Brother and my other relatives talking about "school", "work", "life lessons", and memes, so I kept playing with my niece...even though my mom was teaching my niece how to swim and she is now able to swim on her own.
I got bored of playing "electricity", so, since the pool floor was slippery, I tried Krunker's new "driftkill" trick shot which involves killing a player while sliding. My niece got entertained every time I said "DRIFTKILL!". Sometimes I added "BUZZKILL!" (killing a player with a killstreak of 5 or more) even though my niece has no killstreak, and I think she was more entertained by it--every time I say "BUZZKILL!", she would also say in a mimicked deep voice, "Buzzkill!" (I used Detective for most of these Krunker games in the pool.)

My niece was playfully dropping a toy T-rex into the pool and begging for us to give it back to her. I picked it up most of the time, but she playfully dropped it back in every time. I tried encircling her with my long arms so I can catch the T-rex from a wider angle, but she avoided my arms and used the human obstacles to her advantage by dropping the T-rex behind her.
Even though the pool has lights, it was still tough to locate the T-rex on the dark blue tiles in the dark, translucent pool. It was approximately 10 PM when we played this T-rex game.

My niece was told to get out of the pool at about 12 PM, and I got out as well. After showering, Big Brother told us that he, his wife, and his daughter were leaving, and they did. (I forgot why, but I don't think it's because I annoyed them.)

I felt restless and bored to death while staying in my bedroom which had two double-deck beds and firm mattresses (which I don't like, by the way--I prefer soft mattresses), so I played Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade until 3 AM.
Speaking of Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade, I'm enjoying playing with Hector so far--he's tanky and super strong, both in The Blazing Blade and in Heroes.

I got up at 11 AM like usual in recent days. (I've been consistently binge-playing every night.) I wanted to sleep more, but I got paranoid of an adult calling me over for help or event attendance, and I was used to waking up for store duty.
There was no water in the bedroom's bathroom, so I showed up in the dining area with extremely messy hair. (I didn't want to get a haircut until after this vacation, so my hair was kinda long. I think I look better with somewhat long hair than hair from a recent haircut.) Luckily, only the kitchen area had consistently flowing water (I didn't ask why), so I washed my hair there.
I had very little appetite, so I asked for something that can be quickly eaten, and I was given donuts.

About 30 minutes later, Big Brother's group came back, and my niece excitedly said hi to everyone. I playfully hid under a table where I remained unseen for about 1 minute while she was very close to me, until she turned 180 degrees and saw me, saying "Found you!" I raged like the Rage Guy meme.
They also brought three big pizzas, one of which was my favorite. The pizzas tasted old, though--I think Big Brother bought the pizzas several hours ago. (It's unlikely that he got stuck in traffic, considering that our trip going to the resort had light traffic.)

After all of us ate pizzas for lunch, Mom and Dad hosted "Pinoy Henyo": a word-guessing game where a word is stuck on one's forehead and that person has to guess the word by guessing categories while another person says "oo" (yes), "hindi" (no), or "Pwede" (possible). For example, the guess "Tao?" (Person?) would result in an "oo" if the word is "Duterte". The time limit was 2 minutes.
My younger brother got his word right in just 17.64 seconds.
I didn't get my word right in time, which was "cellphone". My closest guess was "smartphone", which I guessed on a whim after asking if the word has something to do with electricity.
I took a photo of my youngest uncle making a "My Brain is Full of Fuck" face while struggling to guess his word, but I can't show it, again, for privacy purposes.

All I remember next is, I saw my niece swimming again, so I dived into the pool, even if the shower wasn't working. (i don't know how to dive...or flip) This time, it was only me, my niece, and her mom. My niece threw her toy T-rex around again, but this time, she wasn't throwing behind her where I would have difficulty reaching. Instead, she would sometimes throw a long distance, and I acted like a goalkeeper to catch it before it hits the water. I caught it about three times, but I mostly failed. I even got hit on the forehead and it hurt--that plastic toy is hard with pointy edges.
I then thought of the movies I saw where characters are able to keep their eyes open underwater, and I tried it myself. It's not as painful as I thought it would be, but it didn't really help me look for the T-rex because I can only go for up to 3 seconds with my eyes open underwater. (I used to be scared of dipping my face underwater as a kid because of the fear of water getting in and hurting my eyes badly.)
I think she was a bit more entertained with Krunker this time, where I still used Detective and said "DRIFTKILL!" and "BUZZKILL!" Sliding was easier in the daytime since I could see the slope where the water gets deeper.

At around 3 PM, Big Brother called us out of the pool to prepare to leave--we're supposed to leave the resort at 5 PM. My niece and I didn't want to leave; she cried and her mom comforted her by saying they can stay longer, while I felt lazy to get out of the pool and move around doing "important things"; my sleep was terrible.
At around 4:30 PM, we finally got out of the pool, took showers, and prepared to pack our things. I didn't bring a lot of stuff with me, so packing my stuff was easy, but one of my older uncles pointed out that I forgot my pajamas that were hung on the side of my bed. Lifting everything else was a big chore, considering that my sleep was terrible and the sun hit me directly while carrying heavy loads downstairs.

In the car trip going home, I fell asleep around 60% of the way. However, due to the light traffic, when I opened my eyes to check our location and determine if I can sleep longer, we were already on our home street--just in time for waking up.

I felt super groggy and refused to do chores other than lifting one load and helping Dad park the car. After that, I just stayed in the store on a voluntary late-night shift that Mom didn't know about until the next day.
I got 4 customers, which was unusual yet amazing since I almost never get customers during late-night shifts.
(After working on my team for Pokémon: Let's Go, Eevee! during a late-night shift, I fell asleep at 6 AM. I got NO customers, despite my prediction that early-bird customers would come on their way to work or school. All I got was a flashlight-holding barangay tanod (village guard) asking me why I'm still outside the house.)

Oh, by the way, on the day I wrote this, I slept at 4 AM after working on my Warcraft III map and binge-watching Paul Joseph Watson.
yeah, my lack of sleep shows in the horrible quality of this post (intentional bad grammar)

Update: My Hytale play style PART 2 is coming this Saturday.

Sunday, April 21, 2019

Lazy Narration of Some of My 2019 Vacations

Apologies for the late upload. I forgot to click Publish after setting the schedule. dang it

I promised before that I was gonna do posts on my 2019 vacations, but I got super lazy, and I've now forgotten many of the important details about them.
I'll be honest: I'm not a fan of some of my family vacations. I think that some of them are not significant enough to be worthy of a blog post that would be helpful to at least half of my readers. This is also why I don't pay attention when a celebrity or YouTuber (even if I like them) talks about their vacations (unless it's Hypixel Studios staff).

So here are my lazy narrations:

New Year 2019: December 31, 2018 to January 2, 2019

My family and my big brother's family went to a 5-star hotel (not gonna say the name or location) to celebrate the New Year, as we did on New Year 2018.

We booked our own rooms, but mostly spent time in Big Brother's room, where I played with my niece, who I think is as cute as Dedenne. (Big Brother has requested that I don't show her name or face.)

When we entered Big Brother's room for the first time, my niece was so excited, she rushed towards my mom and hugged her.
Mom and Dad gave my niece a small, pink, and sturdy-looking bike with a basket as a late Christmas gift.

We had a ton of food, including chicken, fries, onion rings, and Mom's custom-cooked spaghetti, which is my niece's favorite food. I enjoyed the onion rings the most.

Mom said my niece likes anything she considers "play". My niece and I played Hide-and-Seek, then I pretended to be zapped by touching her big cheeks.
When I got tired, I pretended to be a member of the Queen's Guard by standing still, and she was eagerly waiting for me to move. A few seconds later, I scared her, shouting "DO NOT TOUCH THE QUEEN'S GUARD!" and she ran away in laughter, then I stood still again and she tried to get my attention again.

Before sunset, we went to a place in the hotel that serves coffee and snacks. I drank cappuccino, which I haven't drank for many years--I enjoy "eating" the "bubbles".

The hotel came with a heated indoor pool (no surprise--it's 5 stars), and, no doubt, I took advantage of it since I rarely swim nowadays. My younger brother and I went there at night.
However, I personally find swimming boring--it's almost like walking around aimlessly, except in water. All I did was test my stamina by swimming from point A to point B, test fighting moves, or occasionally and reluctantly accept my younger brother's race invitations...until my boredom was cured by a cute toddler.
After several minutes of waiting, Big Brother and his daughter went into the pool. She was unenthusiastic about it at first, so she had a "meh" face upon entering. But I don't care--at least I still get to stare at her big cheeks!
Fortunately, we were still able to play games. I think I played a game where I tell my niece to say words I say, including ridiculous ones like "volt", "ampere", and "thunderbolt". But the best part is when I pretended to be electrocuted by her; since impure water conducts electricity, I shook my body harder and said "zzzzt" louder while sinking underwater. She laughed SO hard.

After swimming, we spent the rest of the night in the hotel room waiting for midnight of January 1, 2019. While my parents, brothers, and sister-in-law chatted, ate, and watched movies, I played with my niece, and she sometimes stopped to look at the sky from the big window. She often saw fireworks at angles I didn't pay attention to, and every time, she pointed them out excitedly to us and her toys.

I didn't react much to the New Year other than lazily shouting "Happy New Year!" because most days after this day will be much like the days of 2018 to me (except for Hytale indirectly helping me--and other students--do my school work, such as this one liked by Hytale's Twitter account).
At 12:01 AM, though, I got a message from an old "friend": "HAPPY NEW YEAR!"

I think we were asked to leave at 1 AM. However, when we did, my niece cried.

The next morning, we had breakfast at the same place I had coffee. I had hash browns and cereals...and the hash browns were bland and tasted like leftovers.

After some slacking off in our hotel rooms, my mom, dad, and younger brother checked out of the hotel at 12 noon.

We then moved to another more budget-friendly hotel to relax for two days (January 1 and 2), and in those days, I either don't remember what happened other than slacking off, or, in fact, mostly slacked off. All we did outside the hotel was eat our regular meals in restaurants.
I pulled an all-nighter though while playing Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones on January 1...and then trained with Coach G-Force on January 2 after checking out of that budget hotel.

Bland story, I know, because I'm not satisfied overall with the trip. Besides playing with my niece and being "electrocuted" by her, I was mostly stuck in a hotel room and I wasn't allowed to bring our PC.

February 2019: Boracay

Ah, Boracay, one of the Philippines's most well-known beaches and tourist spots.
Before February 2019, I spent 3 vacations in my lifetime on Boracay. The first of which was also my first vacation outside Metro Manila, which my 6-year-old self was scared to go to because of my fear of the aircraft crashing. I don't remember the second one, but the third time I went, it was on February 2016 and I didn't enjoy it because of the thought of school work.

Big Brother told us that he, his wife, and his super cute daughter will have their vacation at Boracay on February 2019, and I think Mom was interested, so she asked me and my younger brother if we want to come.
I said yes, and he said no. I wanted to come because, #1, I was curious of what the newly rehabilitated Boracay looks like; its beach used to be dirty due to litter until President Rodrigo Duterte had Boracay closed and ordered the Department of Environment and Natural Resources (DENR) to clean up Boracay within 6 months; #2, beach vacations make me feel like a Pokémon Trainer; #3, I CAN PLAY WITH MY NIECE! As for my brother saying no, read this blog post on why he dislikes traveling.

The combined weight of my luggage was quite heavy.
I brought four gadgets with me: a laptop (because I had school work), a DSLR camera, a tablet, and a small cellphone (because my tablet doesn't support SIM cards). Individually taking them out of my bags to have them inspected multiple times was a chore, especially with the thought of Mom waiting a long time for me, which made me panic.
I also had four days worth of clothes plus backups, which occupied a lot of space in my backpack and prevented me from easily storing other stuff.
My sling bag remained light as usual; it contained my tablet, notebook, writing tools, citronella lotion, and bandages because, at the time, I was obsessed with camping and survival, and I was also paranoid of getting scratches while swimming. (I've worked, jogged, sprinted, cycled, and practiced fighting while wearing my sling bag, so I'm used to its weight.)

I can't remember much of what happened on our first day after our flight. All I remember are that, once we got inside our hotel room, I wanted to slack off and eat the snacks we brought because of having to carry so much weight, and at dinner time, I ordered a chicken steak at the hotel, and it was rather small and bony despite the price being roughly PH₱400.
Big Brother wasn't around--he told us in advance that he will be in Boracay the next day.

On the second day, Mom went swimming early in the morning while I slept longer because of my awful sleeping habits before vacation. I woke up when Mom arrived.
She told me I can eat at McDonald's, which is approximately 400 meters from the hotel. I didn't remember where it is since my third Boracay vacation (yes, I stayed in the same hotel as on my third vacation), so I had to ask Mom and look around carefully in case it's located at a blind curve.
When I arrived, I ordered pancakes. Unlike other McDonald's branches, this branch gave wooden utensils and a paper straw for my drink, thanks to plastics being banned in Boracay.
I can't remember what happened next, but for lunch, we went to an Italian restaurant where I had pizza and some pasta coated in pesto (I can't remember). I wasn't a fan of either--I picked pesto out of curiosity.
Later before sunset, Big Brother told us that he and his family have arrived in Boracay. Mom bought a ball for my niece before we met up with them at KFC, and she was so happy to see the ball that she bounced it around the place alongside a balloon. At the same time, once again, I pretended to be zapped by her big cheeks, but I added something new to the play: She doesn't just touch my face or hand, but other parts of my body or even my tablet, so whenever she touches those with her hands, I also play the zap sound effect. After knowing this, she grabbed my legs and I shook my legs extra hard for added effect, and of course, she laughed and ran all around KFC. As for my tablet, I put it in my sling bag to protect it from her "electricity".
We then had swimming at their hotel, but I think at that time, my niece got bored.
I got bored too, so, since I passed through Sooubway (Subway) multiple times before, I asked Mom, "I'm curious about Sooubway. Can I try a sandwich there for dinner?" After she said yes, I had roasted chicken as my meat. (I can't remember what else I wanted inside the sandwich.) I was ready to be weirded out, but to my surprise, I enjoyed it so much that I gobbled it up like a wild animal.

ISO 1600, f/4.5, 1/80 sec. TheOdd1sOut is awesome.

I ordered the exact same thing at Sooubway the next morning, and it was still amazing. Not only did I feel proud that I'm eating healthy because of the combination of bread, chicken, and veggies, but I also got reminded of TheOdd1sOut's videos.
I slacked off after breakfast for about an hour, then checked out of the hotel and moved to Big Brother's hotel.
All of us ate at Shakey's for lunch. My niece ordered spaghetti--I think seeing my mom made my niece remember spaghetti. Meanwhile, I gobbled up pizza.
After eating, everyone was still busy eating, so I took photos around the beach. Since the sun was shining brightly, I could use fast shutter speeds at low ISO levels, so I tried Krunker trick shots with my camera, such as this one which I think is a 360 no scope:
ISO 800, f/16, 1/1000 sec., +250 points
I also tried getting 360 no scope headshots by aiming the center of the lens at my niece's head. All of them missed because she moved so fast and my arms were shaky.

After lunch, we went swimming in the hotel's pool, and I was once again excited because my niece was there. She looked bored and unwilling to swim, but when I showed up ready to play, she also became playful.
I chased her like a crocodile, and while laughing, she moved away from me while sitting on the stairs.
But the best part was pretending to play Krunker with her, where she laughed whenever I used specific classes. Triggerman (assault rifle), Spray N Pray (light machine gun), and Detective (revolver) were okay, Hunter (sniper rifle) and Vince (shotgun) were meh, I didn't use Run N Gun (submachine gun) or Marksman (semi-auto rifle), and she LOVED Rocketeer (rocket launcher) and Agent (double Uzi), especially when I made my finger rush towards her while pretending to shoot a rocket.
Again, I pretended to be zapped extra hard by her big cheeks, but I ended up hitting the stairs with my forearm and got scratched while almost saying the F-word. Thank goodness I brought bandages.

After swimming, we relaxed in our hotel room, but my niece still wanted to play, so I did with my mom joining in. We were chasing each other, I sometimes hid from her, and every time she found me, I raged in a cartoony way. I still played Krunker, and she still loved it.

At sunset, Big Brother invited me, his wife, and our mom to parasailing, but he said I can't bring my tablet or camera. (I have two bags for them, dang it!) The wind was extra strong on that day, so the boat sailed very fast and I was pleasantly cooled down.
After about 10 minutes, we took a break at Starbucks.

For dinner, we ate at a Japanese restaurant. I think I ordered tonkatsu? (I also wasted Big Brother's Poké Balls in Pokémon GO--I haven't played Pokémon GO in a long time. I didn't catch anything significant other than a Charmander.)

Before falling asleep, I roamed around while randomly taking photos, then binge-watched and browsed social media. Gotta stalk Hypixel Studios regularly...

The next morning, I ate breakfast at the hotel. It was a buffet, so I picked up a lot of pancakes and bread loaves. (I was weirded out by everything else.) I got stuffed, but I ate it all anyway.
I eagerly waited for my niece to wake up, but she was still fast asleep, so I took photos again then checked social media and Hytale's new character customization post when she woke up. She approached me up close while I was closely examining Hytale's hairstyles and clothing, and I tried to make her go away (playfully) by shooting rockets at her, and she raced towards Big Brother or Mom every hit. (By the way, I don't think any of the available Hytale hairstyles closely match my real-life flat hairstyle.)

Mom and I later packed our bags for check-out while Big Brother and his family stayed. However, my niece didn't react when we left--I think she's upset that she was told to stop playing with me because she was being "malikot" (restless?) and join the others at the beach.
Oh well, at least we picked up all our things quickly!

In the aircraft, I was ready to see a lot of water below since the sky had small clouds, but I was surprised to consistently see land, and I kinda like it:
ISO 100, f/9, 1/320 sec., taken behind an aircraft window

Nothing really significant happened after we landed.

As for how impressed I am with Boracay, it's great, but far from perfect. I still saw isolated pieces of trash, but they're being regularly cleaned up, and there are cops constantly patrolling. There are trash cans all over the place, so carrying trash was no problem at all. Some Chinese girls who I thought were thots asked me to smoke cigarettes with them, though...

April 19

I'll probably release a post about this vacation on April 24. It's with my niece again, as well as my mom's relatives.

Sunday, April 14, 2019

What I Look For in a Girl

CAUTION: This post contains sexual content. Viewer discretion is advised.

DISCLAIMER: I am not a psychologist or relationship expert.


I don't abide by religious rules. They're too much work for my chaotic neutral alignment.

I've been a hopeless romantic since I was six years old and in first grade (ironically, the Hopeless Romantic trait can only be obtained by teens and older in The Sims 3). I used to like a classmate whose name and appearance I was attracted to, but I don't remember actually making any romantic moves to hermaybe just some random conversations?
I continued to have crushes in later elementary school, in high school, and even now.
Funny thing is, I was never "hypnotized" by any person or media franchise to be very attracted to girlsit just started on a whim. Maybe it's yet another trait developed by human evolution.

While I admit that physical appearance instantly attracts me to some girls, my perfectionist tactician mentality sometimes kicks in and says to myself, "Is this girl right for you? Will she reciprocate the good deeds you do for her, if any? What if she's unintelligent or greedy? What if she's in a relationship or married? What if she's a master of deception? What if she's actually a biological male!?"

I suck at introductions and trying to do a decent one would just make me waste time, so let's do this:

Important edit: Mark Manson stated that the one trait that should never be compromised on is "The ability to see one’s own flaws and be accountable for them."
And I agree. That way, when one of us firetrucks up, we can work on a solution without the "I'm always right" garbage I hear from my paternal grandma.

  • First of all, she has to be a single, biological female with a 100% heterosexual orientation.
  • Ideally, she should not have a previous romantic relationship, especially marriage, since I don't trust that a girl with an ex will be faithful or at least respectful to her next boyfriend. However, it's okay for me to have such a girlfriend if I have no other choice; maybe I could make her life better than in her previous relationship? :p
  • Physical appearance is partially a self-expression of identity that often determines first impressions by other people, so that's what I look for next.
    I prefer someone who normally dresses in a balance between a casual and a formal appearanceit gives me the impression of someone who has a decent and relatable amount of knowledge and wisdom while still being chill in conversations and work.
    Short to medium-length hair is preferred. (Just not so short that she can be mistaken for a boy—I like feminine appearances.) I like any hair color except red.
    I prefer slightly thin to normal weights. Fat girls give me an impression of laziness and extreme hedonismafter all, their lack of control over their diets made them what they are.
    As for the chest area, small to medium size is totally fine. A large size, while not ideal for me, is okay if it's balanced out with a decent personality.
  • I like a girl with a similar intelligence level to mine for the same reasons why I want a girl who dresses in a balance between casual and formal. Pardon the negativity, but a girl who is not intelligent may take dangerous risks (like excessively expensive dating), while a very intelligent girl would make me look extra stupid and would have such complicated interests and fields of study that I couldn't relate; it's like dating a professor who has high standards in grading school work (similar to Miriel from Fire Emblem Awakening), and I HATE school work. Have you ever had a friend who bluntly gave you advice you did not ask for whenever you screwed up even just a little? That's a no-no for Mark Manson.
    Side note: Many of my good friends have similar intelligence levels to mine. That's why we get alongwe can nerd out with minimal restrictions, we know exactly what we're talking about, and we're chill with each other's opinions and decisions, whether we agree or disagree.
  • Again, like Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob SquarePants, I HATE spending money. Therefore, my girlfriend should only have cheap dates with me.
    A lunch or dinner date at a restaurant is fineit's my family's tradition to eat in a restaurant at least once a month, and I usually don't get guilty of my parents voluntarily spending money on restaurants. We all need food to survive. (I just don't want to be asked to have dates in expensive restaurants twice a week.)
    However, I prefer dates involving sports, camping, or exploration. I am athletic, I cycle a lot, I like exploring nature, I already have equipment so I don't need to spend extra money, and I'm sure many girls enjoy traveling. (Many celebrities and well-known YouTubers Tweet photos of themselves on vacation.)
    But my most desired date is a video game date. (No surprise; I am a gamer.) Even when not physically present, video games allow players to work together to achieve a shared goal, which is a trait worth exploiting in a date. "Want to come over for tea at my Hytale base, milady?"
    I am aware that women prefer conversations over activities, so I'm ready to have a simple date of pure conversation. It costs no money!
  • Parents can be heavily influential on a child's personality and behavior, so I have high standards for a potential girlfriend's parents.
    First of all, both of her parents should be alive and healthythis keeps the child psychologically stable. According to fathers.com, "children from fatherless homes are more likely to be poor, become involved in drug and alcohol abuse, drop out of school, and suffer from health and emotional problems. Boys are more likely to become involved in crime, and girls are more likely to become pregnant as teens."
    Second, both parents should not only have good values but also teach them to their child. In particular, I want kind and peace-loving yet strict and responsible parents that teach their child the values of hard work, generosity, and gratitude, among others. I like a girl who can live on her own but is still willing to support others and be thankful when others help her. And I love my mom for teaching me to be a tactician.
    Third, both parents should be financially stable. It's part of showing a child that hard work gets results. Plus, I don't want parents to leech from and/or overwork their child (or even me) just to support the family. (I would most prefer parents who have so much money to spare that they're unhindered by bills, debts, and taxes so I don't get guilty of them spending too much on their daughter dating me. Mwahahahahaha!)
    Fourth, I have to be able to befriend her parents. Mwahahahahaha!

Honorable mentions:

  • Legitimate kindness and friendliness.
  • Knows when to act like a mother and when to act like a buddy.
  • Boxer or martial artist, or one who aspires to be such.
  • Decent knowledge of romantic relationships.
  • Calm personality, and when angry, cools off in a harmless way.
  • Willing to tolerate me when I play video games.

Major edit, April 3, 2020: Ideal D&D Alignment for a Romantic Relationship

Quick recap: D&D alignments are broad descriptions of a character's perspective on ethics and morals. A character can be lawful or chaotic on the ethical side and good or evil on the moral side.
I am a chaotic neutral: someone who dislikes societal rules and traditions and doesn't actively do good or evil deeds.

I think my ideal alignment for a girlfriend is chaotic good.

I rant often about societal traditions that drive me crazy and sometimes do not promote the greater good, which I think a chaotic good person would be able to relate with.

A chaotic good girlfriend, for me, would be the most genuine because she won't allow herself to be overly restricted by society or by higher powers like parents. She would do things for me and for herself on her own free will and would be respectful of my freedom and boundaries, as long as I respect hers and I don't do something extremely stupid.

(Rants about the other alignments below)
Lawful good, lawful neutral, and neutral good are not ideal since I think a girl with one of those alignments may be pressured by peers or family to be in a relationship with me, perhaps against her will. Her actions during the relationship may be motivated not by her conscience but by what society expects her to do, which may not always lead to a genuine relationship.
Plus, she'd probably give me advice when I don't ask for it. I sometimes disliked being bossed around.

The neutral alignment (a.k.a. true neutral) can be unpredictable. While a person with this alignment would more often lean towards being good and following the law, if doing something chaotic or evil would yield the best results for this person, then I wouldn't dare be the victim, especially if I don't know why the person is doing such a thing. This is extra important for me to take note of when deciding on who to be romantically interested in--a romantic commitment is stronger than a "bro" commitment.

Chaotic neutral is even worse with the unpredictability. I imagine such a person would take foolish risks like overspending on pointless items.
Don't even get me started on actual crimes like drawing graffiti on public property.

Obviously, I'd avoid anyone with any evil alignment like the plague (if I don't kick their butt first). I'd say lawful evil is the worst of the bunch since such a person can do bad things to me and legally get away with the act through psychological manipulation and finding loopholes within laws and the relationship rules I establish.

Speaking of evil alignments, here are some traits I don't want in a girl:
Screenshot from Miitopia
Clerics have an OHKO move so don't mess with 'em
  • A thot, prostitute, or someone who wants to be a prostitute. I find these kinds of people to be shady, unfaithful, and disgusting. Bring me a barf bag.
    Paul Joseph Watson shows some toxic thots in this video.
  • Vices like cigarette-smoking, excessive gambling, and alcohol addiction. In extreme cases, people with vices may leech from family, friends, and even strangers just to satisfy themselves. If I find out that my girlfriend smokes, I'll not only break up with her instantlyI'll disarm her cigarette.
    (Yes, I admit that my vice is excessive video gaming, but I balance it out with sports and writing. Plus, I'll be a video game developer someday, okay?)
  • Narcissism. I don't trust these jokers to be generousthey often have hidden agenda associated with their generous acts. Plus, they leech from people and whine nonsensically when the situation goes against them (i.e. play the victim card). My paternal grandmother is a narcissist, and I don't want to explain its atrocities to me, my brothers, and my mom. (Yes, I used "its" instead of "her". I hate it so much that, to me, it's not a person; it's a monster.)
  • Closed-mindedness. I'm not sure how to have a productive conversation with a person who angrily shuts down my innocent opinions.
    I am willing to be reminded when I do or say something wrong, though. That's why I had drafts of this post reviewed by four people.
  • A social justice warrior or supporter of leftism, communism, socialism, Marxism, or whatever the term is. The left ruins everything, according to PragerU. Plus, the New People's Army (NPA), the armed wing of the Communist Party of the Philippines (CPP), has been declared a terrorist group. I don't want my life to be one of those ruined by the left.
  • Criminal intentions or records like scamming or assault. I can be extremely cautious of people and I know if someone has harmful hidden agenda just by looking at their faces. I used to be a Minecraft server moderator and I've seen lots of shady activity in the server I worked in. I've been robbed and bullied multiple times in real life and I don't want those to happen again.
  • A desire to have children with me. Please go find someone else. I HATE family life, I'm not prepared for it, and I never will be.

Ideal Traits, Game Version

Minimum D&D Ability Scores

STR

DEX

CON

INT

WIS

CHA

8 (-1)

10 (0)

10 (0)

12 (+1)

12 (+1)

10 (0)


Recommended D&D Ability Scores

STR

DEX

CON

INT

WIS

CHA

12 (+1)

12 (+1)

14 (+2)

14 (+2)

12 (+1)

12 (+1)


The Sims 3 Traits

Desired Traits

Lifestyle

Mental

Physical

Social

Eco-Friendly

Handy

Athletic

Friendly

Frugal

Natural Cook

Brave

 

Good

 

 

 

Avoided Traits

Childish

Absent-Minded

Couch Potato

Commitment Issues

Evil

Neurotic

Coward

Loser

Family-Oriented

 

Slob

Mean Spirited

Hot-Headed

 

 

Mooch

 

 

 

Snob


The Sims 3 Skills

Skill

Minimum Level

Recommended Level

Acting*

--

Lv. 2

Charisma

Lv. 2

Lv. 3

Cooking

Lv. 1

Lv. 3

Driving

--

Lv. 1

Fitness

--

Lv. 3

Gardening

--

Lv. 2

Handiness

--

Lv. 2

Logic

Lv. 2

Lv. 4

Martial Arts

--

Lv. 2

Painting

--

Lv. 3

Photography

--

Lv. 1

Programming*

--

Lv. 3

Writing

Lv. 1

Lv. 3

*Not in The Sims 3.

Fire Emblem: Three Houses Skills

Sword

Lance

Axe

Bow

Fists

Reason

Faith

Auth.

Armor

Riding

Flying

E+

E+

E

E+

D

D+

E

D+

E

E

E+