Saturday, July 28, 2018

Revenge of the Kraken [Draft] + My Opinion on Every Pokémon Generation 3

To read about my first boxing match with YoSquid, go to Fighting Addiction: https://reallunatictactician.blogspot.com/2018/04/fighting-addiction.html

Copy this link to go to My Opinion on Every Pokémonhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13e42CObOvpQ5TIRk1loo_5Uwch3bmYzA5nvjZvz3sCo/edit?usp=sharing

Generation 3 starts at row 308.

Note that I haven't watched my footage.

It's great to be done with studies. I have far more time to do productive and fun stuff without worrying about school work deadlines.
But I'm mainly focusing on productive stuff. I gotta make my long college breaks worth it.

During my exam week, I was cramming so much that I had no time to do other productive work, like going to the gym and writing my blog, since I didn't wanna miss deadlines, and I needed to internalize a TON of concepts before the exams.
But, now that I've finally ditched school, I've made the most out of every day. On July 25 and 27, I worked out and got back the strength I lost from studies. I sacrificed my own well-being to help Mom with her work. And I finally finished My Opinion on Every Pokémon Generation 3.

But the main focus of this post, aside from My Opinion on Every Pokémon, is my second battle versus YoSquid.

I haven't visited YoSquid's house since our first battle, so I miss playing with him. We scheduled another battle on the night of July 28, the first Saturday after college classes.
I prepared by having chicken nuggets, tofu, and bread, then taking a 2-hour nap to ensure that I have maximum energy. I wanna be able to stay alive in a competition against an aggressive fighter.
In addition to my boxing gloves, I brought my Nikon D3400 and tripod this time. I wanna relive the funny and brutal moments.

In our first battle, YoSquid and I fought in his living room.
But, this time, it was occupied by his sister and some other adults. Instead, for this battle, we fought in YoSquid's bedroom.
It only had a narrow space between all the furniture, including the two twin-size beds, some cabinets, and a computer table, so it was difficult to find the correct place to "plant" my tripod. I settled on an entrance to an adjacent room, which made the fights look like Street Fighter. Additionally, it was tough to create angles (or strafe/sidestep).

Once we got everything set up, including camera settings (I set the ISO to 1600 and aperture to f/3.5), boxing gloves, and music, we got started with Round 1.

Round 1: FIGHT!

YoSquid went ham on me on the first minute. I barely punched back and mostly defended, but he got several clean hits on my pecs, abs, and jaw. I probably wasn't confident since I haven't had an actual fight in more than a month.
Feints weren't working as well; I think YoSquid has figured out my attacking style, or maybe he's really good at blocking. On the other hand, YoSquid is feinting back by faking a Mortal Kombat uppercut and actually hitting with a quick jab when I'm distracted "dodging" his uppercut. There were times when he actually hit me with the Mortal Kombat uppercut though; I suck at avoiding punches to the torso.

I think YoSquid wins this round.

Round 2: Environment Damage

This time, I was more offensive. I punched more often, and although my punches were mostly blocked, I still got clean hits, mostly on YoSquid's abs and sides of the head.
YoSquid was still aggressive--he threw fast and heavy punches, which I mostly dodged this time. However, when I did get pummeled, I lost balance and got knocked towards either the door or the furniture, dealing additional environment damage to me. (Fun fact: Throwing is my 2nd favorite method of self-defense.) Fortunately, I didn't stagger too long--I still hit back on his abdomen.
I think, at one point, I got a full-force 4-hit combo on his head. That's gotta hurt.
Then I was so aggressive that YoSquid got knocked down--this is my first knockdown in my boxing "career", and I am proud of it.
However, I was surprised when he got up at the count of 2. I predicted he would be down for 7 seconds. I said, "WHAT!? How did you get up so fast?" Then, I think he said something along the lines of "Shouldn't you get up before the count of 3? How does it work in boxing?" (Clearly, he's a wrestling fan. He even wore a WWE shirt during the fight.) I explained to him that boxers have 10 seconds to get up after getting knocked down, so he got back down to the floor to slack off. After getting up on the count of 9, I explained to him that if he gets knocked down again, I will consider it a TKO.
We fiercely fought again, until the round ended with YoSquid pummeling me so hard that he punched the nearby wall electric fan off, disassembling some of its parts, and also knocking some plushies off. This scared the adults. Fortunately, we fixed it quickly.

I declare myself the winner, mainly due to YoSquid getting knocked down.

Round 3: Extreme Rules

I can't decide which round is funnier or more brutal: Round 2, or Round 3.

YoSquid was tired, but he still gave me the classic pummeling, while faking even more Mortal Kombat uppercuts.
I, too, was aggressive, but still dodgy. I mostly punched his glove to preserve my energy, while doing a 2-hit combo consisting of a head attack followed by an abs attack, which was mostly successful.
At some points, I dished out a barrage of attacks, pinning him to his corner, just like what he does to me, except I get a lot of clean hits to the head, while YoSquid's punches are usually blocked by me. Unfortunately, his corner is near his computer table, so I needed to tone down the beatdown.
We punched so aggressively that we occasionally locked arms, with my arm getting stuck most of the time. And, by the way, YoSquid has a really strong grip, so I couldn't get off. It took some time for him to get off my arm. I think I explained that it's not allowed in boxing.
Eventually, we got into another arm-lock where we spun like crazy until we went off-camera and fell apart on YoSquid's bed, with YoSquid on top of me. And, instead of getting off me, he stayed on the bed with my shoulders down. He was so heavy that I couldn't force my way out, especially with one arm disabled. He then counted to 3, and declared himself the winner!

I raged at him afterwards and told him, "That's not legal! That's not how to win a boxing match! This isn't wrestling! Get back here!" He wouldn't get up, so I beat him up while he was lying down, in classic WWE style. (Don't worry, I didn't actually hurt him.)

But I think YoSquid still got more hits than me, and I was kinda tired at this time, so I got thrown around a lot, so YoSquid wins this round, not counting the wrestling win.

Plans for Future Fights

I wanna show YoSquid that I'm not just a speedy defensive fighter aiming for clean hits. In my next fight, I plan to be more offensive and make bigger combos. When I pummeled him near his computer table, he looked virtually helpless, so I think doing it again can make him stagger a LOT.
I plan to throw the Superman Punch on my next fight. When I hit my heavy bag with it, it swings around 45 degrees and makes a lot of noise. And it's actually legal in boxing. If I lunge towards YoSquid with the Superman Punch, it might do so much damage that I could break his defenses and follow up with a combo. (In Smogon terms, it's a wallbreaker.)
Of course, I'll still spam my dodges and feints, as usual.
Then again, I should have done the probation thing I stated in Fighting Addiction where I throw a handful of jabs and crosses to identify my opponent's moveset before I become aggressive.

I scheduled a wrestling match with YoSquid, but I'm not sure when we can do it. (However, we will follow pseudo-WWE rules, so I can use kickboxing.)
I heard from YoSquid that there will be no visitors on our next fight, so we can use the bigger living room. That way, I can also film what happens on the floor, unlike our 2nd boxing match which had a Street Fighter angle and only my hips were visible at the lowest point.
Problem is, YoSquid is heavier than my brother, so it's incredibly hard for me to escape his holds and pins. Therefore, I should whittle down his energy slowly, or overwhelm him with speed. I plan to lock his arms and give him choke holds, kinda like how Kevin Owens does it.
Anyway, we don't have mats or an actual ring, so we won't do suplexes, spears, clotheslines, or any of those "knockdown" moves.

Sneak Peek on My Opinion on Every Pokémon Generation 4

Coming on August 5

Wednesday, July 25, 2018

July 25 - Bittersweet (but mostly bitter)

Hi everyone,

I'm finally done with college work, at least for now. I worked as hard as I could on every single subject, with a lot of relaxation that kept my morale high and my brain cells active.
I'm not confident that I will get high grades, as my parents are demanding me, but I am 100% sure that I will pass.

On the other hand, I am traumatized by a catastrophic event on the night of July 22:
Windows 10 broke on our family PC, and most of our important data got obliterated.

I managed to back up our very important documents, though, including me and my brother's school works, and my mother's photos. (Search "robocopy" on Google.)
Unfortunately, all my Minecraft data were destroyed. They were too big to fit in my backup flash drive.

Anyway, I'm gonna take My Opinion on Every Pokémon seriously this time. Expect Generation 3 to be posted by Sunday.
On Saturday, I'm gonna fight YoSquid again, and hopefully brag about it. Maybe I should video-capture it with my Nikon D3400.

Edit: I'm totally working on My Opinion on Every Pokémon lololol

Edit 2: Also check out MysticUmbreon's opinions on every Pokémon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGTKL4nnDBk&list=PLRbLkeyIFVEfQzscVkFN1Hrd5xuo0r1S5

Saturday, July 14, 2018

Final Rant Against Mr. Incessant (not anymore)

This is a very old and potentially cringey blog post.
I still hold grudges against Mr. Incessant, but admittedly, I now find some of my arguments in this post weird.

Before reading this, I recommend you read about the origins of Mr. Incessant:
Helping People (the first Mr. Incessant appearance)
"I don't trust you, so do something for me first" (the second appearance)

I bet this blog post will get demonetized because of the comments I'm throwing at Mr. Incessant.

Before you question my actions in this blog post, please know that I'm doing this as payback for the misconduct committed by Mr. Incessant. I tried to avoid vulgarity and disrespect as much as possible.
Admittedly, though, I have a hard time "loving my enemies".

Mr. Incessant, you've really done it this time. You've not only disrespected me and my Minecraft team, but almost everyone around you. I'm estimating that you have begged me more than 10 times, even though I have given you incentives to stop and do the right thing. I caught you insulting others with swear words approximately 20 times. Despite your toxic actions, you even tried to apply for staff, even after I gave you a complete guide to our Minecraft server which included staff application help and rules.

As a person with Asperger's syndrome and a staff member of the Minecraft server you play in, I may have a strong loyalty, but I also have a strong sense of justice. Although I am learning to be more lenient in dealing with minor forms of disrespect, which is normal in most Internet communities, I cannot stand by and watch as you brutally degrade the server and its players.

To be honest, I'm not sure how old you really are. In a voice call with me, you said you were 10 years old. In your staff application, you said you were 12. Someone said that you told him you were 14. For the sake of argument, I will assume in this blog post that you're 10 years old.

Admittedly, I was stupid as a 10-year-old. Here are some examples: I almost never farmed coins in Pet Society by visiting friends--I only used the Stadium, which was harder and longer. I didn't know that there should be a space after a comma,so I wrote like this. (intentional bad grammar) I mispronounced a lot of words, like "Mew-twoh" instead of "Mew-too" (Mewtwo), and "Ey-kuhn" instead of "Ak-nee" (acne). I thought "prowess" was a misspelling of "process".
(At least the Stadium was more thrilling than visiting friends.)

But I had a strong memory as a 10-year-old. I could memorize the scripts of TV episodes and video game cutscenes. I was also really good at math (and I still am), but I guess that's mostly because of Asperger's syndrome.

The 10-year-olds I've taught during volunteerism were easily capable of memorizing the proper form in throwing punches. Some of them were even familiar with the moves of their favorite wrestlers.

Mr. Incessant, I'm sure you have an intellect similar to my 10-year-old self and the 10-year-olds I taught, if not better. You can hold your own against the Minecraft server's best warriors, you know how Annihilation kits work and how to use them effectively, and you at least know how to follow orders from a commanding officer during combat.
But I'm mainly questioning your memory. I constantly remind you of the rules, especially when you break them or when you ask me about them. But you still break them--begging me 10+ times is one example.
I get that some of your rule violations are due to emotions, like when you get insulted and you insult back in a vulgar way--I can't do anything about that other than give the right punishment since I'm not a psychotherapist and that's probably already part of your personality, but begging me 10+ times is not an issue of emotions, but of memory. You know that I don't have stuff--I tell you that every single time. I am focused on staff work, not on fighting, so I can't get stuff every now and then. (Hackers breed like viruses and bugs; ban one, and two more appear. That's why I almost never get to fight.) I asked if you have Alzheimer's disease or a similar brain disease, but you don't. (I'm allowed to be unprofessional in private.) So why do you constantly beg from me?
You know, when I know I can't get something I want from my parents, I usually stop after 3 tries of begging. (Okay, admittedly, during my parents' wedding anniversary, I begged my parents more than 5 times to bring me and my brother to a trampoline park.)
And it would be helpful to me if I knew what kind of mental illness or difficulty you have, especially those related to following rules, so I would be a bit more lenient in enforcing the rules on you.
Edit: Mr. Incessant said on July 19 that his mother is dead. I'm not sure when she died, but this may explain Mr. Incessant's not-so-acceptable behavior patterns. Just saying.
Oh well, for the sake of honor and respect:
Condolences to Mr. Incessant's mother.

Eh, to be honest, this is all I got for now. I got lazy. But I might edit this eventually.
All I can say is: Just don't talk at all.
Walk your talk, buddy. You recently said you "won't be toxic again", so do that.

P.S. I think I recently found a player who's worse than Mr. Incessant, who I will call Mr. X-pletive (not his real name/username). In addition to begging from me (but not as much), he gives harsh insults--such as "faggot", "nigga", and the classic swear words--when he gets killed or doesn't get what he's begging for. (I am SO sorry for showing those two words. I respect everyone, including people of different races and sexual orientation. This is only for educational purposes, I promise.) Some people are also suspecting he's a hacker, so I'll check him at some point.
I don't plan to write a rant against Mr. X-pletive since he might get banned eventually. He probably doesn't have Discord and knowledge of my social media accounts, so he can't annoy me further once he gets banned.

P.P.S. I won't actually give Mr. Incessant a link to my blog, even though I'm connected with him on Discord. I want him to find this for himself, and try to figure out who "Mr. Incessant" is.

TL;DR summary: In this blog post, I ranted at Mr. Incessant for excessively begging staff and disrespecting other players. I questioned his memory, since he doesn't follow server rules no matter how much I remind him, and I know people his age (10 years old) who are good at memorizing.

Friday, July 13, 2018

July 14 - July 24: Extreme Exam Cram Jam

Hi everyone,

I'll be inactive on almost all social media platforms, including my blog, until July 24.

I suddenly got a mountain-load of school work, now that final exams, as well as my vacation, are approaching at high speed.

I am terrified, to be honest, but I am confident that I can make it through all these trials. I'm not 100% healthy yet, but at least my brain is back to normal in terms of ability to process complicated information.

Hopefully, when all the dust settles, I will finally continue My Opinion on Every Pokémon.

Monday, July 2, 2018

July 1 to July 8 - Sick Week

Hi everyone,

I got infected with fever, coughing, and colds after touching my dad, who was infected with the same thing.

I won't be able to post on my blog until I'm healthy again. My brain is heavily preoccupied with making my immune system fight back against my disease, so I can't think of blog ideas.

"Get Well Soon" wishes will be greatly appreciated.

Update, July 3, 2018: I'm now spitting phlegm continuously (actually, only in the morning), so I'm getting slightly better. I've been drinking lots of water and tea.
I still have a hard time sleeping, though.

Update, July 9, 2018: I am still coughing phlegm and having loose mucus come out of my nose, but my fever is gone and I've recovered most of my stamina. I was too lazy to update this, so I've lost memory, but here's how things went, I think:

July 4: I became once again capable of running, albeit only for less than a second. Phlegm became looser. I had rice stuck in my esophagus, so I drank 500 ml of soda.

July 5: The stuck-up rice dissolved.

Random thought: Hopefully I'm not plagiarizing the name of my professor's blog. His blog's name is "Al Librero's Trashcan of Thoughts".