Tuesday, September 28, 2021

[SATIRE] "Pigeon Hunters" Raid miHoYo Office in Protest of Genshin Impact 1st Anniversary

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DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT A REAL NEWS REPORT. There are no leaks here. I just wrote this for fun...and because I'm one of the protesters.
I will not be held liable for any damages inflicted because of this blog post.

A group referring to itself as the "Pigeon Hunters" protested in front of the miHoYo office entrance in Shanghai, China today, the day of the 1st anniversary of Genshin Impact.

According to a protester named Julius Barton (my Author Avatar's real name) from Craftsman City, the Pigeon Hunters are protesting against the rewards given on the 1st anniversary, specifically the 10 Intertwined Fates, 100 Primogems in web events, and the 10% chance of a Blessing of the Welkin Moon. They claim that these rewards are very low compared to other gacha games, including Honkai Impact 3rd, a game also developed by miHoYo.

Shanghai Police officers in riot gear have been dispatched to control the protest and block the miHoYo office entrance.

Currently, no damages or injuries have occurred, though a police spokesperson has stated that they are prepared for such events.

My Brutally Honest Opinion on the Genshin Impact 1st Anniversary Rewards

In short: They suck.
Get the joke? Yeah, that's the point.
The anniversary rewards ARE a joke.

But you know me and my habit of explaining everything in detail. (Yes, even in my English teaching.) So I won't settle for such a simple answer as that.

Admittedly, though, much of my information comes from YouTubers. I suck at forming my own opinions sometimes.

x10 Intertwined Fates: Everyone Can Get This Reward

These are among the few guaranteed rewards this anniversary, not counting the Moonchase Festival rewards.

As RedFlaim pointed out, for most people, these equate to 9 3-star weapons and 1 4-star item. These are very easy to acquire, even for free-to-play players.

According, I think, to Valkyrja, these are low by other gacha games' standards, but high by Genshin Impact standards. Most events just give, say, 60-420 Primogems, with 420 being equivalent to 2 gacha pulls (when removing the remainder). A 10-pull is worth 1600 Primogems.
Before I quit Fire Emblem Heroes on its 4th anniversary, I pulled a 5-star Hero for free and a few more for a discount.
Heck, even in the 1st anniversary of FEH, up to 70 Orbs, or 17 pulls, were possible on top of a special banner with a 5% chance to get a 5-star Hero (vs. the normal 3%)!

Art Contests* and Raffle Draws

*I use "art contest" here to refer to contests that require some form of creativity, including cosplay and photography. It's not strictly limited to digital painting like with Photoshop.

There are millions of players that play Genshin Impact to this day, and among those, only 1000 players each can win a raffle draw prize of...100 Primogems. Bro, why? Livestreams, maintenance, and bug fix news give either the same or more Primogems for absolutely no effort from the players.

The most appealing reward among the raffle draws is a Blessing of the Welkin Moon...which has a 10% chance to win. Everyone else gets 100,000 Mora. This has been criticized as "gacha within a gacha game"--besides, when we think of gacha games, the "gacha" part typically applies to characters and, less frequently, equipment.

From what I know of the art contests, there are roughly 35-90 winners each. Most (if not all of them) give Primogems, but some also give physical prizes, including merch and gadgets.
Merch is cool, not gonna lie. I'm willing to take that over Primogems, but I'm not good at art and I'd rather focus on other things in life like making simple gameplay videos.
Among the gadgets are iPhones and iPads. I think these aren't the best choices for prizes because Genshin Impact is an expensive game to start playing, to begin with--you need a gaming PC/phone or a PlayStation console. I think people who can play Genshin Impact on their own PCs/PS4s/PS5s can afford their own smartphones. Also, most people nowadays have their own smartphones, so I think only diehard tech collectors will truly benefit from having these fancy-schmancy new Apple devices. (Not gonna lie, though, I haven't used an Apple device in years--I'm too used to Android.)
The only gadget that I actually feel interested in is the Razer DeathAdder V2, a gaming mouse. Besides, not gonna lie, I feel uncomfortable gaming with a plain mouse that works for...well, work. (Okay, I mean white-collar jobs.) However, this mouse will be almost useless for those who don't play video games on PCs.

Cosplay, in particular, is a VERY expensive form of art. Taking in-game photos requires Genshin Impact installed while there are free photo-editing programs out there, as well as tutorials. But cosplay? Oh boy. Whether you know how to sew or not, be ready to shell out a LOT of cash, either for a pre-made outfit or the raw materials and tools to make one yourself.
But we're not done yet. To maximize the quality of the photos you take while you cosplay, you'll probably need a DSLR camera and a good location to shoot. The DSLR camera further increases cosplay expenses while the location can vary in quality and "danger". What do I mean by "danger"? Well, the danger of being caught by law enforcement not wearing a mask. I hope your house's interior looks good.

In "Defense" of miHoYo?

The real reason I made this post is that the vast majority of community reactions to the 1st-anniversary rewards are strongly negative. I see almost nothing that talks about the other side of the story.
After all, I like to pretend to be a journalist.

First off, the low rewards in Genshin Impact have been an issue since the game's launch, most notably the 0.6% drop rate for a 5-star character which is very low by other gacha games' standards. (FEH has a combined 6% chance; 3% for a Hero on the banner, 3% for a 5-star not on the banner.)
I heard that it has even lower rewards than another miHoYo game, Honkai Impact 3rd.
But I have several theories for this.

One, it's possible to get decent results in any Spiral Abyss "season" with just the 7 starter characters. It's kinda like what Karen in Pokémon Gold and Silver says: "Truly skilled Trainers should try to win with their favorites." Or, in this case, "Truly skilled Travelers should try to win with the characters they have." PIMPNITE is famous for being able to sweep competitive teams with weak Pokémon like Magikarp. Similarly, Enviosity, known to some as the F2P Archon, can beat the Spiral Abyss with those 7 characters.
In other words, it's a subtle way to say "you can win even if you never do any sort of gacha", which may be a marketing strategy to attract more F2P players.

Two, in general, the harder it is to get something, the more rewarding it feels when it is finally obtained. It's why we get bored quickly when, for example, we start an RPG with a max-level character equipped with the very best items. After all, even Genshin Impact whales rejoice like crazy when they get the characters they want.
Also, it's a way to get players to play for longer. Ever since I got my English tutoring job, I have NEVER missed a day of Daily Commissions. (But I capped my Resin a few times, such as last July when my niece and I were staying overnight at a swimming pool where there was no Wi-Fi. I don't use mobile data.)

Next, let's talk about the puny art contest rewards. Putting the gadgets out of the way first, the Genshin Impact Facebook page shares Genshin Impact content from the Apple App Store more often, while the most Google-related thing that they've done was...a Google Play namecard. Similarly, I see ads saying "Recharge Genesis Crystals with Razer Gold!" I think Apple and Razer are providing free products to miHoYo to be given away.
Next, let's talk about the sheer few winners. I admit I don't dive deep into the fan art community, but holy wow, I see a wide variety of amazing fan art on Instagram and DeviantArt. The competition is very intense. However, if I remember correctly, the 1st prize is typically 6000 Primogems...or 37 pulls. I was able to achieve 70 pity after Theater Mechanicus: Stage of Wonders and before Sangonomiya Kokomi's banner. Perhaps this is miHoYo's way of saying that, traditionally, in a birthday celebration, the birthday celebrant is the one who gets gifts, not the people attending.

Putting them all together, perhaps miHoYo is trying to teach us an important life lesson: that the real rewards are the memories you make along the way. After all, even if the meta encourages hardcore gameplay, the advertising emphasizes traveling above all else. Daily Commissions and events are pretty generous with Primogems in comparison--after all, most of them encourage the player to travel from place to place.
Or perhaps miHoYo is trying to take advantage of the Approval of God trope. After all, merely getting acknowledged by a celebrity is enough to make some girls melt and scream in joy. I know whenever I got a reply from someone from Hypixel Studios, I was very thankful.

Nah, Those Reasons Still Suck

As far as I know, even Enviosity can't 36-star the Spiral Abyss using the 7 starter characters--he relies on his gacha characters like Bennett and Eula to do so.

In the end, no matter how good the best artists are or how much effort they put, it's still up to miHoYo to decide which are the best.
I wish they also gave rewards based on community reception, just like with the Klee sticker contest.

Obviously, there are players who care only about the story and the traveling experience, so Primogems typically don't matter to them. Those who do want Primogems probably want to do things like catching 'em all, taking photos with the characters, or simply enjoying the characters' company.

I don't like Sangonomiya Kokomi's combat, but I REALLY enjoy her personality, especially given I'm also a tactician.
But, come on, miHoYo, let the hardcore F2P players get what they deserve for being so loyal to the game.
I was thinking...maybe give more rewards to those who have played for more than 200 days? lololol
After all, I talk about Genshin Impact a lot, even with people who don't play video games. When I make analogies, for example, I use the Genshin Impact characters and lore.

Making Fun of the Anniversary Rewards

The theme of my Genshin Impact 1st anniversary celebration is the Fowl meme.

I started by pretending to be Diluc. The night before the anniversary, I mimicked Diluc while teaching one of my non-gamer students, such as by saying "I hate alcohol" in Diluc's voice. I wore a black shirt and red shorts at work in my store, similar to Diluc's color scheme. Also, Diluc is one of several characters that can kill Timmie's pigeons with a single attack: a huge phoenix. Which is also a bird. I used the bird to destroy the birds.

Luckily, my mom had no idea what to cook for the anniversary (I didn't tell her in advance about the anniversary), so I asked her to buy KFC and she approved. After all, Diluc, along with Noelle, got special KFC artworks.

Enjoy the photos I've taken:
Younger brother eating KFC
My younger brother may not be a Genshin Impact player anymore, but even he wouldn't say no to Fowl.

Plate with chicken and a wine glass
I normally drink from a jug, but just this once because I was Diluc, I drank from a goblet.

Sunday, September 26, 2021

Rapid-Fire List of Annoying/Difficult Crossover Hytale Enemies

Image from Know Your Meme

Azhdaha

Zhongli's second Story Quest was kinda boring for me, so I'll spare you the nerdy lore. Azhdaha is a Genshin Impact weekly boss that packs very high HP and a currently unique ability to control three elements simultaneously: Geo plus two of either Cryo, Electro, Hydro, or Pyro. In addition to the massive AoEs of his attacks, his Cryo, Electro, Hydro, and Pyro attacks inflict a Damage Over Time status to unshielded units; it lasts surprisingly long and deals a lot of damage, meaning a character who is too full to eat HP-restoring food is pretty much dead.
I still have LOTS of trouble fighting this boss, both in single-player and Co-Op Mode. He slaughters pretty much anyone, including heavy damage dealers (Eula, Hu Tao), height advantage abusers (Kaedehara Kazuha, Venti, Xiao), healers (Barbara, Bennett, Qiqi), speedsters (tall characters, Kamisato Ayaka, Sayu), and even the Nigh-Invulnerable Zhongli.
His melee attacks have HUGE AoEs, forcing the player to keep their distance. His ranged attacks, however, are not as huge, making ranged attackers like Ganyu valuable.

Obviously, taking on Azhdaha with a bow is the safest bet thanks to the bow's generally superior range in action RPGs. However, he has 40% Physical RES, 50% Geo RES, and 60% or 70% RES to the two elements he's infused with, so I think an Anemo bow is the safest bet, even if I don't inflict elemental reactions.
As long as I manage my stamina well, I should be able to dodge his attacks.

Edelgard: Hegemon Husk

Without a doubt, I consider this to be the most frustratingly difficult unit to fight in Fire Emblem Heroes. She (or it?) has VERY high Atk/Def/Res that can be boosted even further by her skills, can move surprisingly far for an armored unit, can act twice in one turn, can counterattack from any range, and can even self-heal after combat! Even anti-armor weapons have trouble getting through her thick (no sexual jokes intended) defenses! She's so powerful that GamePress has an entire guide dedicated to defeating her!

I know Fire Emblem is NOT an action game series (except for Fire Emblem Warriors), but if I were to translate this to Hytale, she would have a high movement and attack speed, as well as both close- and long-range attacks. Each hit she lands or takes, even if it's blocked or parried, will restore her HP.

Dealing massive damage in a single hit would neutralize Edelgard's self-healing, but in many RPGs, attacks of this type are either very slow or are Limit Breaks. Obviously, slow attacks don't work for someone who hits VERY hard and fast.
We know we can charge the Hytale sword's signature move by landing hits or blocking with a shield, but we don't know if the fully-charged state lasts until the signature move is used (similar to mana systems in many games) or if it expires over time or outside of combat.
Preparation is key when fighting Edelgard, so assuming the signature move works like a Genshin Impact Elemental Burst which does not expire when unused, I can simply fight some weak mooks to charge up my signature move.

La Signora

MASSIVE spoilers for Chapter II of the Genshin Impact Archon Quests.

La Signora is the 8th of the Fatui Harbingers, the highest-ranking members of the Fatui behind only their god, the Tsaritsa. She is responsible for taking the Gnoses of two of the Archons.

Her attacks leave lingering areas that inflict elemental damage when stepped on. She also adds a weather effect that eventually deals Damage Over Time but can be neutralized by staying close to a Heart of Flame or Eye of Frost near the corners of the battlefield.

Cryo Phase

I might start with ranged attacks since La Signora stays still in this phase. I don't want her to cover the area around her in DoT terrain when I hammer her with my melee attacks which have higher DPS.

In her Cryo cocoon state, I'd say I'm alright at using heavy weapons like claymores which are somewhat effective against Cryo, so I'd use claymores. Ideally, I'd rather use my fists for both speed and power, though I don't know if vanilla Hytale fists can become effective against heavy armor.

Crimson Witch of Embers (Pyro Phase)

In this phase, La Signora is significantly more malikot (unable to stay still) and uses Pyro attacks with HUGE AoEs, making her difficult to dodge. She can eventually engulf maybe 70% of the battlefield in lingering flames, making this a near-literal game of "The Floor is Lava".

She does gain a weakness: her huge size. I can simply hug a corner to stay cool while pelting Signora with arrows.

Raiden Shogun

MASSIVE spoilers for Chapter II of the Genshin Impact Archon Quests.

The Raiden Shogun is one of the most difficult bosses in Genshin Impact, having very fast AoE attacks and is malikot. She also has an IMMENSELY HIGH amount of HP. There's a good reason Yae Miko makes the Traveler do the Anti-Raiden Shogun Training where the Traveler must dodge simulated versions of the Raiden Shogun's attacks.

I don't really understand how the Traveler got powered up by the confiscated Visions, but for this battle, I won't give myself that opportunity.
Good thing I'm a physical attacker to begin with, so my combat abilities will be unaffected by the Vision Hunt Decree. Unfortunately, hypothetical teammates who do use magic will be rendered helpless unless they're Magic Knights. I would just inform those teammates to do something else while I fight the Raiden Shogun unless the Raiden Shogun is attacking my base.

First of all, I need to be SUPER prepared in real life before this fight because it will last horribly long. Although there's nothing I can do about emergencies that force me to stop playing, I can certainly sleep and eat well.

The Raiden Shogun wields both polearms and her famous booba sword, so just to be safe, I'll also wield a polearm. Fists and daggers are too risky when it comes to the range of a polearm and, given her speed, I can't simply dash towards uppercut range (the shortest-range punch in boxing) when I see an "opening".
Of course, long range doesn't work either, especially thanks to my Stormtrooper aim in gaming.

A spear-and-shield combo similar to a Spartan might be effective defensively, while a spear-only build may be more effective offensively, especially if spears are strictly two-handed weapons in Hytale. I wield a spear like a bo staff in real life.

Note that, to only give the spoilers necessary to write this post, I deliberately referred to her incorrectly as the Raiden Shogun.

Specters (Genshin Impact)

Continuing the trend of tanky new enemies in Inazuma, we have Specters which are slime-like floating beings that are the size of an office chair. Although their attacks don't deal a lot of damage, they are extremely annoying in that they float out of reach of melee attacks and bombard the player with fast homing projectiles that are difficult to dodge. They are also tankier than--guess what? Mitachurls, which are muscular hilichurls that are about 9 feet tall.

If this was a real-life fight, I would hit Specters with wrestling moves to stop them from moving so much, but Hytale isn't WWE.

I don't know if I'm just bad at dodging in Genshin Impact or I REALLY need a shield to properly protect myself from Specters. I tend to play hyper-aggressively for the sake of speedrunning.
But since Hytale is a single-player game (that, like Minecraft, I assume is playable offline) that doesn't have "deadlines", I can take a more relaxed approach to tasks in general, including combat. As such, I can play more defensively by using a shield and throwing knives.

Hold up, throwing knives?
There's a popular clip of a deadeye pigeon (likely a transformed player) throwing a dagger with one wing, suggesting that this can be thrown with one hand by a normal player.
This is my only option for now since every other practical ranged weapon we've seen being used was used with two hands, including crossbows, spears, staves, and tomes. (Wands have never been seen in any videos, so we don't know if they're one- or two-handed. We also don't know if rocks will be viable in combat. Poop, however, is one-handed and deals chip damage even to an unarmored player.)
Also, just in case there will be elemental specializations in Hytale where, for example, a dedicated fire mage will have stronger fire spells than someone who branches into both fire and water, I choose not to use magic against Specters. After all, there may be a Specter for all seven elements, not just Anemo, Geo, and Hydro as of Genshin Impact Version 2.1. Specters are immune to damage of their own element.

Ultra Necrozma

Using Hytale weapons

Note that, for this section, I'll treat myself as typeless regardless of equipment or elemental infusions. This means I take normal damage from all attacks and don't gain Same-Type Attack Bonus (STAB) from any type of attack.

Pokémon Legends: Arceus has wild Pokémon literally striking the player. If the player takes too much damage, they'll black out similar to losing all their Pokémon in past games.
So I'll go extra crazy by allowing players to damage certain Pokémon with swords, etc.

Ultra Necrozma starts its battle with an increase to all its stats, as well as four very powerful moves that cover its weaknesses, making its battle one of the biggest Difficulty Spikes in all of Pokémon history. In an average playthrough with no extreme grinding or preparation, it can easily one-hit KO the player's Pokémon.

However, MandJTV had a massive comeback when his plan to overwhelm Ultra Necrozma with stat boosts failed due to his Incineroar taking a critical hit, followed by his Vikavolt dodging Ultra Necrozma's attack then landing a super-effective critical hit, defeating Ultra Necrozma with a one-hit KO. (Critical hits in Pokémon ignore the attacker's stat drops and the defender's stat boosts.)

I plan to take a similar approach to MandJTV's feat...and it just so happens that my character build is perfect for taking on Ultra Necrozma. I just need equipment that greatly boosts my movement speed and crit rate to ignore Ultra Necrozma's stat boosts and land the first hit; besides, Smart Strike never misses and I'm not planning to use a Zhongli-style build that tanks almost everything. Again, daggers may be perfect for this because of their traditionally fast attack speed in gaming.

If a Genshin Impact-themed mod is installed, reverse Melt (inflict Pyro then Cryo to deal increased Cryo damage) will be extra effective since Ultra Necrozma, a Psychic/Dragon-type, is weak to Ice-type moves. However, inflicting two elements can be a chore without dual-wielding Pyro and Cryo daggers, giving Ultra Necrozma an opening to strike.

Using Pokémon

The easiest and laziest way to defeat Ultra Necrozma is to have six Pokémon in the player's team and lead with a Pokémon that holds a Focus Sash (lets the Pokémon survive an otherwise fatal hit with 1 HP) and knows Toxic (inflicts poison damage that steadily gets worse) then let Ultra Necrozma beat up five of the player's Pokémon before fainting due to poison damage.
For safety, I would teach Protect to all six of those Pokémon to completely avoid all of Ultra Necrozma's attacks for one turn each.

But, surely, competitive battlers who have watched ThirtyVirus's "Hytale should be DIFFICULT" won't make it THIS easy, will they?
Let's make Ultra Necrozma immune to Damage Over Time moves and effects, then! Let's ban Focus Sashes and use permadeath rules too!
And while we're at it, let's ban using world backups (the Minecraft equivalent of a soft reset in Fire Emblem and Pokémon).

Super Cheats recommends Zoroark, a Dark-type Pokémon that disguises itself as the last Pokémon in the player's team. Disguising as a Pokémon that is weak to Psychic (such as Bellsprout which is commonly found in Forest biomes in Minecraft Pixelmon) can trick Ultra Necrozma to use Photon Geyser, a Psychic-type attack that Zoroark is immune to. Zoroark can then comfortably spam Dark-type moves for super-effective damage, especially Night Slash which has a high crit rate.
(Just please don't have divination spells like true seeing or a Viral Detector-like ability.)

Sunday, September 19, 2021

Survey: Relation Between Video Gamers' Roles and Play Styles with Real-Life Behavior (Discussion Part 2)

In this part, I will talk about my answers to my own survey...'cause, well, I'm also a huge Hytale fan whose identity is heavily centered around gaming.
I won't mention this in my final draft, though.

Video Game Background

First Time Playing Any Video Game

I played my first ever video game, Pokémon Crystal, in 2003.

The Game Boy Color I used to play actually belonged to my big brother. I can't remember how I got my hands on it, but everyone in my family was chill.

Genres

I mainly play action/adventure, hack-and-slash, open world, and RPG video games.

Now you know why I'm obsessed with exploring the real world and beating people up along the way.

Gaming Hours Per Day

7 or more hours. Yeah, I'm that crazy.

Single-player or multiplayer?

Single-player. I don't like multiplayer, especially if it's competitive.

Why are you hyped for Hytale?

Lore, modding, PvE, roleplay, and similarity to Minecraft.

The similarity to Minecraft was what drew me towards Hytale in the first place. My younger brother actually showed me CaptainSparklez's reaction to it.

I'm a huge fan of lore in general, being someone who has read Harry Potter and played Yandere Simulator and Genshin Impact.

The way I imagine Hytale's modding capabilities is that Hytale can potentially be transformed into a completely different game or even a pure utility app, unlike other games.
I'm mainly looking forward to fully-featured mods based on my favorite games, specifically Genshin Impact and Pokémon. Minecraft has Pixelmon, so I expect the same for Hytale.
Let's see what scientists can do with Hytale. Maybe we can use Hytale to make a breakthrough in engineering or medicine.

I imagine Hytale to have a Devil May Cry-like hack-and-slash combat system which I am a huge fan of 'cause I like wrecking foes with fancy, well-chosen attacks. It's not like the mindless point-and-spam-click combat of Minecraft 1.8 or the slow but still point-and-click combat of 1.9+.

The skin system in Hytale is far more versatile than in Minecraft, being more than just a single texture file with two layers for the head itself and any headgear. In Hytale, you can have actual layered clothing like jackets, and some can even swing around as your character moves!

What worries you the most about Hytale?

Difficult combat, missing content, monetization, and an extremely early release.

As seriously as I take video games, I still consider myself a casual gamer. I am nowhere close to being competition-ready in any video game so far--I still get rekt in Pokémon battles and my aim in first-person shooters and Minecraft is terrible. My artifacts are trash in Genshin Impact.
As such, I'm mainly worried about enemies that have intelligent and merciless AIs, as well as resources being hard to find or movesets being difficult to unlock/use.

I got the missing content idea from Skyrim which has several unused Skyrim Civil War content. The Civil War content in the released version was so shallow, it was basically "go to this place and kill stuff" rather than the lore- and puzzle-filled content of the main story.
Skyrim aside, I also thought of Genshin Impact only including the nations of Mondstadt and Liyue (not all seven nations) in Version 1.0. I'm thinking Hytale might only include Orbis in its first release.

I'm sure you know, being the greedy little thief I am, I hate spending money. As such, I'm really looking forward to Hytale being free-to-play or something. Thankfully, Noxy is staunchly against pay-to-win mechanics.
However, I'm ready to shell out $60 in case it's priced like a triple-A game.

The "too early release" option was aimed solely towards me. I'm an aspiring Hytale YouTuber, after all. However, I'm very close to graduation, so I want to focus on school first. I think I'll have my graduation ceremony in October 2021.

Video Game Behavior

How likely are you to do the following in a combat-based game?

Make a plan before playing the game.

7.

I know I should have put a 9 or 10 because of my name, LunaticTactician, but I wanted to be realistic. Usually, when playing single-player games, I don't make a plan because, if I lose, it's purely my fault and I can always try again. Sometimes, I intentionally don't make a plan so I can get used to the games' mechanics.
I mainly make plans before multiplayer games. Being part of a team means we trust each other to do our part. For me, making a well-thought plan is, for me, common courtesy to my fellow players.

I know I retracted my co-op plan to play single-player, but my tactical blog posts still stand for the most part.

Aside from Hytale, the last time I made a game plan was a Resin spending plan for Genshin Impact, but it was mostly bullet points rather than my typical essay-size plans.

Rush the enemy head-on while thinking in the middle of the fight.

6.

Like a competitive multiplayer gamer, I crave some action. Making a plan is one thing, but actually making it work is what truly wins battles, I think.

Sometimes, I feel either lazy or anxious about my combat abilities, making me want to stay on the sidelines and support my team by gathering resources or fortifying our base.

But, in addition to my desire to fight on the front lines, I also feel I have an obligation to, which is why I want to enhance my frontline combat skills. Two of my old teammates are ranged attackers who wear little or no armor while I'm the only Lightning Bruiser in the old team, so my role was to Draw Aggro using Hit-and-Run Tactics.
I'm still preparing myself to Draw Aggro because I feel like Kweebecs and other allied factions are Red Shirts when they're on the player's side.

For games that feature optional stealth: Sneak up on enemies.

6.

I generally prefer to sneak because, #1, many games with optional stealth tell the player to be stealthy and I can't help but get hypnotized; #2, it's a nice balance with playing beat-em-up games that don't have stealth; and #3, it's fun and it saves resources when I take out all the enemies with one hit (usually a backstab or headshot) each without losing a single point of HP.

On the other hand, I rush an enemy base if I either want to finish a level quickly (usually due to me needing or wanting to do something else in real life) or I'm raging in real life.

In team multiplayer games, whether or not I rush depends on whether the enemies are AI-controlled or human-controlled. I will rush AI-controlled foes head-on unless I'm alone because of my hypothesis that most gamers prefer to rush head-on--I need to Draw Aggro for the team and, if possible, use any support abilities.
On the other hand, I would sneak into a human-controlled army's base regardless of the playstyle of my team.

How likely are you to do the following in a competitive multiplayer game?

Try to cheat/hack the game.

1.

I can't really explain it--I simply find it morally wrong.

That said, I have been a Minecraft server moderator.

Stay close to your allies.

5.

I often rush solo in competitive multiplayer games because I want to get to the enemy as fast as I can without slowing down to keep up with a slower teammate. The sooner I can secure a win for the team, the better.
If I pair up with someone, it's usually on a whim.

I'm far more likely to stay close to friends because we're more likely to coordinate a strategy. Also, again, I can Draw Aggro.

Chat to other players about the latest memes/trends.

3.

This was inspired by my inability to keep up with topics that aren't related to the game back in my old Minecraft server. There were debates about which musician was better, there was Ugandan Knuckles, and so on.
Makes me wish I exploited these non-tactical conversations back then to backstab some fools.

I'm the kind of player who likes to focus on the game while it's going.
Then again, I strangely become even more productive in school after having a casual conversation with a person I like, even if that person disturbs me in the middle of my studying. It does not apply to gaming.

I'm more likely to do so outside of an ongoing game, say, in a waiting lobby. Then again, the memes and trends I usually talk about are those related to the game.

Chat about the game's mechanics and/or tactics.

8. I'm LunaticTactician, after all.

I'm the kind of person who likes to stand out from the crowd and make unconventional tactics, so I feel confident I can share new information with other players.

Chat about the developers of the game you're currently playing.

6.

It's no surprise that we remember the many times people complain about game devs and/or their decisions. I, too, have gripes with Hypixel Studios, being someone with a few conservative beliefs. They use "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas" and celebrate...uh, pride month. (I deliberately did not use proper capitalization.)

In terms of actual gameplay, I often don't complain about devs; I'm more likely to complain about game mechanics or the meta without name-dropping the devs or saying "devs". It's like the saying "criticize the action, not the person".

When I do talk about the devs, I often try to guess their reasoning behind a decision. For example, before the summer 2021 development update, I speculated that Hypixel Studios was slowly adding more suspense to their Twitter postcards...while still keeping them mostly bare-bones to restore that explosive hype from the Hytale trailer once the beta drops.

Chat about real-life political issues.

2.

This was somewhat inspired by GamerGate. Not gonna lie, I still get surprised when someone says they're a girl on a platform like a video game that doesn't require people to show their gender. As much of a hopeless romantic I am, I try to treat them exactly like I treat male players: with the proper respect they deserve.

I can't contribute much to a political discussion because I don't know much about politics. Also, I generally don't like starting fights (which political topics are prone to doing) unless I need to.

Chat about the game's lore.

2.

No one in my old Minecraft server was interested back when I discussed Minecraft: Story Mode episodes shortly after they were released. They basically just got back to whatever the heck they were doing.

Then again, most competitive multiplayer games have little to no lore. Why waste your time swallowing the lore when you can climb to the top ranks?

I typically discuss lore only with dedicated lore nerds. I tend to get philosophical even in casual situations.

Call out/get angry at a teammate playing like a "noob".

2.

As far as I know, I have never directly called any players "noobs" except for obvious hackers.

I only call players "noobs" either inside my head or when talking to other players besides those noobs.

Call out/get angry at a player who just beat you.

2.

Same as when I think other players are "noobs".

Kill an enemy who was about to be killed by an ally (i.e. kill-stealing).

8.

#1, I want the freakin' rewards. #2, if I deliberately hold back, I don't know who'll win between the enemy and my ally; I might as well guarantee the win. #3, I see it as my way of carrying the team and protecting my allies. #4, I want to do this to quietly bully teammates I dislike.

Steal an item that was about to be picked up by another player (i.e. ninja looting).

3.

In general, I often play honorably, so I respect the effort other players make to defeat a powerful enemy that dropped a very useful item.

I WILL do this to enemy players, though. I'm the kind of fighter who likes dirty-but-still-legal tactics.

In role-playing games (RPGs), how likely are you to play the following classes?

Warrior

5.

Warriors typically aren't the fastest class in an RPG.

Their purpose is often plain and simple: hammer away at the enemy with physical attacks. I prefer classes that encourage me to use a little more skill.

Assassin/Rogue/Thief

10.

No surprise 'cause I'm a rogue IRL. I'm fast, sneaky, and I specialize in critical hits.

In D&D specifically (though it's more of a tabletop RPG), rogues are highly versatile party members that can dodge-tank in the front lines, deal big damage with their sneak attacks, help a team safely navigate through a dungeon, and troll people with their words.

These three words are all commonly used for what D&D calls the rogue, but one word may be unfamiliar to another gamer, which is why I put all three.

Priest

8.

Because I like unconventional tactics, I think playing a support class like a priest is Boring but Practical.

Mage/Wizard

5.

Wizards are powerful and versatile, make no mistake, but I don't imagine my Author Avatar as a magic expert.

In first-person shooters or battle royale games, how likely are you to use the following guns?

Assault rifle

7.

I enjoy the versatility of assault rifles; they can be used from both short and long range. They don't have the major drawbacks of the other weapons besides the insta-kill potential of the sniper rifle.

Heavy weapon

3.

I consider these weapons to be very precious. If I rely on them too much, then I might lose my skill in more conventional weapons, I think.

These weapons are also painfully difficult to reload.

Pistol

2.

They're only fun in a "pistols only" challenge. Otherwise, mashing left-click with them is a pain when I have to aim precisely at the same time, unlike melee point-and-click attacks where the short distance between the player and the enemy makes the enemy a larger target.

Shotgun

2.

Shotguns are heavily reliant on good positioning, i.e. cramped spaces, to deal maximum damage. Almost every other gun has a longer range than shotguns, so in most situations, the long-range weapons will win.

Sniper rifle

5.

I know sniper rifles are the Weapon of Choice of pro players, but I'm not yet used to aiming with them. Sniper rifles have much slower fire rates than other weapons, so they punish the player heavily for missing.

Submachine gun

6.

I prefer the slightly better accuracy, range, and damage per bullet of the assault rifle over the fire rate of the submachine gun.

In games with magic, which spell are you more likely to use?

The spell that heals and/or strengthens me and/or my allies.

Again, I'm a specialist in the Boring but Practical trope. As flashy as heavy hitters are, they can do even better with support, can't they?

In single-player RPGs, do you focus on roleplay or do you try to make the strongest possible character?

Roleplay.

Besides some RPGs like Genshin Impact, there is typically nothing in RPGs that pressures players to make their characters as strong as possible. Strength is good, but being able to beat the game in a variety of ways, I think, is more important for the developers.

Of course, I still grind like crazy in RPGs I enjoy.

Real-Life Behavior

Would your family members or friends describe you with the following adjectives?

Determined, strong-willed, calm, and friendly.

Well, more like strong-willed and friendly. Many people explicitly tell me I'm a nice guy but also express fear towards me (i.e. Beware the Nice Ones), especially when I brag about my martial arts skills.

When someone I like has a problem, I'm usually there to help. Even if their problem seems difficult, I think even a little help from me can go a long way. If it doesn't work...oh well, at least I tried. (Filthy slacking mercenary.)

It turns out most teens are lazier than I am, even if I staunchly declare that I'm lazy. That's why, when I brag about what I do for a living, they get surprised at how "hard-working" I am.
When I put my mind into working, it's difficult for me to stop until I finish my work, hence why I consider myself to be strong-willed.

On a scale of 1 (rude) to 10 (friendly), how would you rate yourself?

5.

I took several levels in Jerkass due to failed relationships, causing me to be more distrusting of people that aren't my family members or students.

I swear a little more often than before 2020 thanks to reading Mark Manson's The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck. While I minimize swearing when talking to friends and mainly use it to emphasize a point, I use it rudely on purpose when a stranger makes me angry or when someone I like has broken a big promise towards me.
The last time I remember I was extra rude, I told someone on Omegle who said sexually offensive stuff, "Go to hell, moron." I just wish I could've added some more philosophical stuff and swear words to flex my intelligence--after all, people fear my intelligence.

With friends, however, I'm usually willing to carry out big favors. I usually derive lots of satisfaction from doing so and I can easily reorganize my personal schedules, so doing these favors doesn't waste much of my time.

I do admit that I pretend to be interested in someone else's interests sometimes or pretend to be concerned when someone's feeling sad or angry, even though I know I shouldn't pretend.

Social Skills

In casual situations, who is more likely to start a conversation?

About the same.

NachoPizza is the only person I regularly start conversations with now, and though a little less often, he also does so. We regularly rant about our Genshin Impact problems, brag about our gacha pulls, and even do romantic roleplays involving our waifus (LT-Sucrose, Nacho-Ningguang).

Again, because I've taken levels in Jerkass, I often refuse to start conversations with other people. My former high school crush "Mareeta" told me (and this is paraphrased because I can't remember her exact words) that whenever I call or message her, she feels obligated to answer. I don't want that to happen to anyone, especially if a person is in a situation like attending a meeting or taking a class that will get them in major trouble if they get distracted by the phone notification I caused.

But you bet that, when someone starts a conversation with me, I will continue it.

In formal situations, who is more likely to start a conversation?

The other person(s).

I mainly thought about schoolwork when I answered this question. I hate it, which is why I don't study as much as others, so I'm less knowledgeable compared to the others. I often get corrected on the spot when I get something wrong.

In retrospect, I should've answered "You" (as in, me) because I'm not afraid to ask a boatload of questions during a meeting. 

When dating, who is more likely to start a conversation?

Me. No surprise there.

I have two theories. One, people, especially girls, are more morbidly shy than ever before thanks to social media addiction. Two, men are the natural initiators while women are the natural...uh, receivers.

How confident are you in your social skills in a casual situation?

5.

I perform best when hanging out with a single friend. In this situation, all of our attention is focused on each other. There's no third person (or fourth, or fifth, you get the idea) to suddenly change the topic to something I'm unfamiliar with and suddenly start a lively one-on-one conversation that I'm simply incapable of participating in.

Why don't you practice chatting with a group?
Admittedly, I value being polite more than not giving a fuck. As jealous as I admittedly feel, I was taught to share friends--let my friends have fun with their other friends.
I am also not obligated by law or by "company/school rules" to participate in casual group conversations.

How confident are you in your social skills in a formal situation?

8.

I don't need to keep up with trends, "laugh", or otherwise pretend to be happy-go-lucky--I just need to pay attention to my work. That's it.

When I'm not the one doing a presentation, I'm usually the guy asking a ton of questions.

When I AM leading a presentation, I rarely feel shy about it--I present with plenty of confidence. I explain things as clearly as I possibly can.

Just don't make me suddenly jump into leading a presentation with very little preparation.

How confident are you in your social skills while dating?

5.

In retrospect, I should've rated this higher--maybe 7.

Unlike most casual situations, I see dating as a strictly one-on-one thing. (First dates are an exception because I invite my mom as a chaperone in case my date is some kind of smooth-tongued criminal. I may be a powerful martial artist, but I'm terrible at avoiding scams.) See the casual situation question.

Perhaps I rated this lower because I put more detail into date plans than hangout plans with regular friends.
When I met NachoPizza in Singapore, I didn't make a complete plan. I simply informed him of what I look like and where I'll be, then on a whim, we decided to explore Gardens By The Bay, talk a lot about Pokémon, and reminisce about Smosh. Hanging out with a friend like him far from my home was one of the most enjoyable things I've ever done on a vacation--one that I've dreamed of since childhood.
On the other hand, when I met with "Mareeta" in a sports center, I prepared a USB drive for installing or troubleshooting Windows 10 on her PC. On the side, I practiced some photography as part of my schoolwork. (I didn't have a DSLR camera at the time.) I knew there was a boxing gym in that sports center, so I punched some bags and practiced WWE moves on the ring. Of course, we weren't gonna go away without playing sports together, so we played tennis...and I got rekt. This was also the first time I've tasted chicken flambé; the first time I ever heard the word "flambé" was in Miitopia.
Additionally, I restrain myself more because I believe, the more I respect a person, the more deserving they are of my politeness. You will notice that I sound as energetic as Bennett with friends but as gentle as Kaedehara Kazuha with love interests.

In the following situations, would you prefer to be alone or with a group of people? (1 = Alone; 10 = In a group)

Casual situations: being in a mall, traveling to a tourist spot, etc.

4.

I'm usually in the mall for a personal reason, such as indulging myself in fast food, working out, or running an errand for my parents.

I strongly prefer traveling with friends over family members. Not gonna lie, doing fun activities for friends feels like contributing to a team. Doing fun activities for family members sometimes feels like blindly following orders.

School/work situations: making a draft, planning a project, etc.

2.

I prefer to hold myself to my own standards than follow someone else's. I don't want other group members to suffer under my occasional incompetence; I prefer to be responsible for my own problems.

I also dislike keeping up with group members. I work best when I do a few large chunks at a time rather than many small ones so I can stay hyper-focused.

Do you think video games have affected how you think in real life?

10. Easy peasy.

Where do I even start? Video games are the reason I work out, practice martial arts, do voice acting, and want to do YouTube gaming videos for a living.
They contribute greatly to my English vocabulary and grammar knowledge, even if they're non-educational.
They're why I plan things step-by-step in real life; I have to do the same thing to win in gaming.
They're why I categorize people based on video game characters and traits, such as me being Xingqiu, my brothers being Dilucs, and most teens being Sayus with Sucrose's shyness turned Up To Eleven...and none of her intelligence. Men, in particular, are either Kaeyas or Lisas, again, with none of their intelligence.

Do you think your real-life personality is reflected in the ways you play video games?

9.

I act roughly the same in multiplayer games as I do in real life.
I'm not the kind of player who is morbidly shy in real life but willing to take advantage of anonymity to be toxic. I am as polite in gaming as I am in real life, though admittedly, I restrain my rudeness a little more online due to nosy moderators, whether they are doing their jobs right (no pun intended) or are leftist scumbags.

The only people I troll outside of gaming are my parents and younger brother--this is usually light trolling by sending them GIFs of "cute" things like Klee when they make me angry, but sometimes, I also kancho my dad lightly.
When I troll non-family members in gaming, it's usually by stealth-killing them.

I have a similar character build in real life as my Author Avatar. I'm at least decent in bows, fists, lances, and swords, and I'm agile and capable of dealing horrifyingly painful critical hits, whether accidental or intentional.
However, I'd imagine my real-life self to be slightly better at magic while my Author Avatar is better with lances.

You'll notice that the way I play video games changes drastically depending on my mood. When calm (which is most of the time), I go through combat encounters with relaxed muscles and I don't mash buttons as quickly. When a deadline is approaching in gaming or real life, I mash buttons much faster, cut down on some tasks, and in general, play to speedrun rather than hoard resources or grind EXP. When angry, I KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!

Sunday, September 12, 2021

Part 3, S to Z: Explaining LT's Tropes Based on TV Tropes

Sir Swears-a-Lot

When I’m alone or with family members, I say the F-word a LOT more than other family members, even during calm situations.
It’s honestly surprising for me that I am able to control my swearing urges outside of the family.

The Smart Guy

In Minecraft and Hytale, I fulfill this role more often than The Big Guy.
For Minecraft PvP, since I graduated from the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy, I rely more heavily on sneak attacks and trolly tactics rather than head-on assaults. As such, I will prioritize a Fragile Speedster Glass Cannon build where I wear minimal or no armor but wield a heavily enchanted diamond sword.
For Hytale, see Crazy-Prepared in part 1.
In general, when playing this role (even if I’m not The Leader), I’m the one spewing out orders to the rest of the team.

The Slacker

I’m probably the laziest in my whole family and circle of friends.
I spend perhaps 90% of my daily life doing something “fun” like playing video games, staying updated on social media, or chatting with friends. Some “responsible” activities are included in that 90% since I find them so easy, including working out and writing on my blog.
The remaining 10% is reserved for household chores, running errands, and whatever boring tasks authorities want to throw at me.

Stalker With a Crush

I stalk the social media profiles of girls I like. No surprise there.
I would go so far as to stealthily follow a girl I know when she leaves the building we were in. That way, I can learn whether or not she uses a ridesharing service, the plate number of her private car (if any), how long she has to wait for her ride if she doesn’t have her own car, and more.
However, I wouldn’t go so far as to follow her on her way home. That's too suspicious, can get me arrested, and can cause my parents to worry.

Stalker Without a Crush

To Hypixel Studios. I have notifications turned on for the main Hytale account, I regularly watch videos about Hytale to get others’ well-informed opinions, and I pay attention to the titles of the video games that the high-ranking members like Noxy play. You'll notice many of my Retweets are about Hypixel Studios members talking about other games—I keep thinking that they'll take inspiration from games they like.

The Strategist

Combined with Ax-Crazy and Yandere, I think you know why my username is LunaticTactician. If it's not Exactly What It Says on the Tin, then I don't know what is.

I often brag to people that I've written over 30 Hytale-themed posts, many of which are speculative strategies.

Back in my Minecraft team days, I also wrote a lot of guides, some that are exclusive to my team, and some that I've co-written with NachoPizza. In our Minecraft server forum, our guides were some of the most popular posts.

On my bed, when I’m thinking to myself and not doing anything else, I play hypothetical combat or social (mostly romantic) encounters in my head. I self-debate several plans of action…and sometimes hurt my brain in the process.

Straight for the Commander

Inverted for my own fighting style. I often focus on lowly mooks first in both real life and video games because they’re annoying and they shift my focus away from the commander (unless the video game mooks respawn infinitely). I want to focus 100% on the commander. Mooks also go down easily so killing them first doesn’t waste a lot of time.
On the other hand, because of my Draw Aggro fighting style, I encourage enemies to do this to me. 

Strong Flesh, Weak Steel

Hammerfist attacks in real life allow me to deal damage to objects made of steel (or most hard materials) without injuring my hands. I can punch cars, for example.
When Ghean and I were roleplaying a D&D duel, my first several punches hit her despite her plate armor giving her a high Armor Class of 18. She lampshaded it by saying something around the lines of “steel can’t penetrate my armor but bone can”.
In Hytale, I may primarily fight Varyn using my fists since he appears to wear heavy armor. Even without precise strikes, I can break enemies’ defenses just by smashing them over and over.

Sword and Fist

“Sword” according to TV Tropes's description of this trope can apply to any type of melee weapon, not just swords.
Spears and fists are my main Choice of Two Weapons, both in real life and in fiction. The spear extends my melee range while the fist allows me to fight up close and perform grappling attacks.

Tactical Rock-Paper-Scissors

As a speedy close-range fighter who hits hard and can pierce through enemies’ defenses, I’m effective against Stone Walls and Mighty Glaciers. However, I’m weak to Long-Range Fighters, especially mages.

Talk to the Fist

If I'm not confident I can contribute to a discussion or win a verbal argument, I usually stay quiet and listen. I'm nowhere close to being as wise or as book-smart as most people I know.
If the argument is a heated one that is aimed at me, however, I'm not the kind of person to yell at someone to "leave me alone". That has no effect on persistent people with very high EQs. The brain cannot distinguish between emotional and physical pain, so being on the receiving end of Kirk Summations maximizes the damage of my counterattacks.

They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!

See Do Not Call Me “Paul” in part 1.
This trope goes both ways. On the more formal side, I find it very flattering to be called “senpai”, “sensei”, or “Sir”. I’ve grown a liking to Japanese culture, especially given that I teach English to Japanese students. “Sir”, on the other hand, makes me feel like a knight or modern-day soldier, especially when playing co-op video games.
On the more casual side, I dislike being referred to with Filipino honorifics like “Kuya” (used for male service providers like salesmen, as well as older men). I find being referred to as “Mr.”, especially by a person in authority, the most intimidating.
The most flattering way to refer to me would be either “LunaticTactician-sensei” or “LT-sensei”, in case you’re wondering.
However, you’re free to call me anything you like as long as it’s not libelous, even if you’re a much younger reader calling me “Mr. Baloran”.

Token Rich Student

I think this applied to me when I was in 9th grade. I mostly attended private schools where my classmates were well-educated and financially stable to begin with, but 9th grade was where I attended a public school where I think students only had the bare minimum (plus smartphones and mobile data) needed to survive. I had a freakin’ laptop.
Most of them were unable to construct a proper sentence during essay tasks on the first few weeks, while I was able to construct simple paragraphs.
I'm actually thankful that they rarely engaged me in social interaction. In the few times they did, they weren't about my foreign-seeming accent/appearance, game consoles (yes, many Filipinos ask me if I have a PS4), home location, or a speculation about my hobbies (basketball or Mobile Legends). I can't remember how they talked to me, but I'm guessing they were simple self-introductions.

Took a Level in Jerkass

When not Ax-Crazy, I used to portray myself to others as the super generous savior with Chronic Hero Syndrome since I had no other social skills and I perceived that kind of acting as my only viable way of making friends.
I’m not entirely sure what made me take my first level in Jerkass, but I think being repeatedly told to be wary of crime, seeing a lot of crime in the news, actually being robbed twice, and having one of my secrets leaked contributed to me being colder-hearted towards strangers and acquaintances.
I took another level in Jerkass after Aby (a.k.a. (or formerly?) BoltOLightnin and player4709) didn't make it to 3 D&D games in a row that he scheduled himself and I worked hard to prepare for. I even stressed myself out to help him with his novel. As such, now, I only do small favors for people and don't expect them to keep their own promises (but I still brace myself for when they do).
I won't explain why, but I took more levels in Jerkass on January 1, 2021. I basically gave myself a Self-Punishment Over Failure: I ended a lot of previous friendships, even with people who wanted to maintain the friendship. (Oh well, they suck anyway.)
If someone makes me angry to the point I don't want to talk to them again, I send them a GIF of Zhongli's Elemental Burst with no context or replies to their messages. Even Genshin Impact players don't get why I sent it. I want to torture them by making them find out the reason on their own: by reading this trope explanation.
By the way, I think, if I didn’t know D&D, then I wouldn’t know what it means to “take a level in X”. It’s how getting multiple classes works in D&D: when a character gains enough XP, they can choose to level up in another class; for example, a level 1 fighter can take a level in rogue, becoming a level 2 character who has 1 level in fighter and 1 level in rogue.

Wall of Text

By instant-messaging standards, my messages fit this trope. I often type 3 or more sentences to illustrate important points when most people would only type 1 phrase/sentence.
Big Brother, Dad, and Mom have criticized my posts for this trope, along with, in Dad’s case, Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness (particularly my use of gaming lingo). Big Brother is a man of swift action and quality results so he often gets bored of most long content (except movies and comedy/cooking show episodes). Dad and Mom are used to reading short and simple social media posts.
For today's typical lazy and socially anxious weakling teen/young adult, they take long to comprehend my messages, let alone my blog posts.
Averted by most people I share my blog posts to who aren’t my family members. They can swallow my posts just fine even if they’re not skilled writers or avid readers…but then again, they’re mostly nerds. (It's hard for me to make friends with non-nerds.)
Inverted by Alyanna who said that a draft I sent her about my Facebook Dating profile rant was…too short. So much for being long by my standards.

Warhawk

How I plan to do my first serious Hytale playthrough.
I think the “bad” Hytale factions might have personalities and depths that go beyond being Always Chaotic Evil, but I like to think of them as such just so I can satisfy my Blood Knight urges.
If Hytale's story turns out to have Grey-and-Gray Morality, then RIP my brain.

Wax On, Wax Off

How I sometimes train myself because I watched The Karate Kid.
This usually comes in the form of either lifting heavy objects or running a long distance; sometimes both. For example, if Mom isn’t looking, I run to our bakery instead of walking. Unlike my family members who drop groceries at halfway checkpoints, I skip checkpoints and deliver the groceries straight to the final destination.
I also sometimes do chores as if I’m in a hurry because I’m either actually in a hurry or I’m training my dexterity.

Weak to Magic

I'm afraid of being hit by fire and electricity, and I cannot endure pain from ice water. I've been electrocuted before.
When I order drinks, I only ask for one ice cube, not just because I can’t take the coldness, but also because as the ice melts, it dilutes the drink and makes its taste weaker. More ice = blander taste.
I sometimes wait 5 to 10 minutes before eating just to let my hot food cool down.
Things that Mom thinks are “not hot” like a pot containing rice that was cooked about 30 minutes ago still feel intolerably hot to my bare hands.
Might be zig-zagged though because I can run for 10 minutes under direct summer heat and I can eat ice cubes.

Wrestler in All of Us

I didn't learn grappling techniques, so much of my wrestling "knowledge" comes from WWE. As such, I'm able to do simple moves like clotheslines and superkicks, as well as one of my favorite moves, the DDT, which I did to my younger brother on a hotel bed.

Yandere

Let's get one important thing out of the way first: Yes, I've played Yandere Simulator.
Now, I admit, I don't consider myself a true yandere. I would never kill in real life or fiction just to be the only man for my love interest.
The least I would do if I see my hypothetical girlfriend and another boy doing weird stuff together is calmly question both of them in case I get the wrong idea. If things get extra suspicious, I'd confront both of them and give them angry interrogations...and most likely break up with my girlfriend if my suspicion turns out to be true.
Part of my Boyfriend Package™ includes brutal loyalty...literally. I will often reserve time for my love interest to chat with me, whether it's just small talk, emotional support, or discussing memes. At the same time, anyone who threatens to attack my love interest will take a horrifying amount of critical hit damage from me.
While the above parts are lighter parts of my yandere personality, I have a dark side too. I can only have so much patience; if a love interest suddenly becomes Married to the Job or devotes too much time to friends (extrovert)/personal hobbies (introvert) for maybe a whole month, she will most likely suffer the Wrath of the Rock.

Sunday, September 5, 2021

Part 2, J to R: Explaining My Tropes Based on TV Tropes

Japanese Politeness

Of course, because I'm teaching English to Japanese students, I have to learn this to get on their good side. Most of the time, unless the student wants me to speak casually or I'm roleplaying an anime character, I use keigo when speaking Japanese. I always bow to my students at the start and end of every lesson.

Outside of tutoring, I also occasionally do this. I bow to people when they do nice things to me, whether or not they're Japanese.

To complete strangers, however, I'm extremely cautious and distrusting, so I speak directly. If someone offends me, I'd likely insult them back.

Kiai

Man, I’m glad this was popularized because it helps me a lot, not just in martial arts, but also any physical task in general. I’m not sure how it works—it just feels like transferring some of the heavy load into the shout.
Also fun to mess around with when voice-acting.
(I just don’t do Bruce Lee noises.)

Boxers normally make a sound that's somewhere between the English /s/ and /sh/ sounds when punching. I do make that sound sometimes, but more often than not, especially when using Charged Attacks, I scream, "HYAAA!"

I hate my dad, so when I massage him, I annoy him in the process by spamming "MUDA MUDA MUDA!" as I rapidly "punch" his back.

Language Fluency Denial

An old woman beggar once came to our store and rambled while begging. When the fool stopped talking, I made an "I have no idea what you're saying" face and said え? わからないですよ。 (E? Wakaranai desu yo. Eh? I don't know [what you're saying].) It left the store instantly.
Eat my "Chinese" face.

Large Ham

Even when I was a little kid, I had a naturally loud voice, so much so that I was told more often than others to lower down my voice.
I often speak calmly in most situations now, but when commanding allied players in a video game, I often call out orders in a booming and imposing voice, especially when I say "Move out!" and "Enemy at 1 o'clock!"
In voice acting, I enjoy voicing Large Hams a lot.

Love Hungry

Not sure how to explain it. Primal urges, maybe. Might be from my dad who formed an Ugly Guy, Hot Wife pair with my mom.
Either way, this is why I hunt for new employees potential romantic partners when others aren't looking.

Magically Inept Fighter

For roleplay purposes and because I enjoy the playstyle, in Hytale Adventure Mode, I will play as a physical fighter who only uses magic for emergencies. Otherwise, I'd be bad at magic.

Of course, if I'm going to be a meta slave in competitive Hytale, I'll run a mage build if that's the best build.

Manchild

I like stereotypically childish things like Minecraft, I hate schoolwork, and I often practice voice acting and fighting with improvised weapons for fun.

Meaningful Name

Downplayed for my real name. I am not an engineer like my paternal grandfather Paul, but I enjoy creating things in general. On the other hand, I’m much more like my maternal grandfather Julian who is skilled in business, looked like me when he was younger, and brutally killed bugs that scared his daughter/my mom.

Played straight for LunaticTactician because I'm a literal lunatic tactician

Mentor Ship

I tutored my former crush once in math, so in a way, I was a mentor to her.
If I’m not mistaken, both of our moms were Shippers On Deck. In my second year of high school (and my former crush’s first), my school adviser was also our Shipper On Deck.

Minored in Ass-Kicking

I work relatively mundane jobs, including selling in my family store, teaching Japanese students, and writing this blog. I’m not even a live-action actor; live-action actors are often expected to know martial arts so they can properly act out fight scenes.
See Badass Bookworm in part 1 for how, despite my scrawny body, I’m good at fighting.

My Kung Fu Is Stronger Than Yours

There are currently two people I want to defeat in combat: my high school crush and my younger brother, both of whom are currently stronger than me despite not being dedicated fighters, with my high school crush being a total newbie.

Losing to my former crush immediately after I taught her how to punch was very shameful for me. As an experienced fighter, this, I think, was stupid on my part. I should have seen her attack coming.

On the other hand, even though I beat my younger brother with a sword while he wielded a spear, I consider it an unfair win because he used a weapon that he was less skilled with while I had some sword experience. He still beats me with fists and swords despite quitting Tae Kwon Do when he was a yellow belt (just one rank above white belt), as well as mostly studying history (mainly politics and war tactics, not individual combat techniques) and walking his horse dog. If I can beat him with both weapons, then I'll feel fulfilled.

Nay-Theist

I believe the Christian God exists, but I mostly don't follow the teachings of the Bible.

Remember, I'm a chaotic neutral slacker, so I don't want to devote time and energy to all that prayer stuff. It's also very difficult for me to follow long lists of Rules™. Let's face it: I do not meet the criteria for love in 1 Corinthians 13 and I doubt I will ever do so in at least 5 years.

However, I admit I have prayed in desperation, such as when a school work deadline was approaching in a few minutes and my Wi-Fi got rekt at the last minute...and my prayer was answered.

Older Than They Look

I’m 22 years old but I have been mistaken for a 16-year-old by teens and middle-aged adults.
When encountering me and HeadsHoKer side-by-side, people often mistake me for the younger brother. (Funny thing is, when we were little kids, we used to be mistaken for twin siblings.)
I think this is a physical effect of Asperger’s syndrome. If I remember correctly, Dr. Tony Attwood described people with Asperger’s syndrome as having “angelic faces”. See Bishōnen in part 1.

One-Man Army

In a wide-open field, I can take on a horde of Minecraft zombies alone with just my fists…even if a few creepers are added to the mix.
I’ve beaten up two Gold’s Gym trainers who were fighting me simultaneously. (Okay, it was just mittwork and one of them pincer-attacked me.)
I’ve blocked the attacks of three kids who know karate and were fighting me simultaneously. One kid was almost as big as me. I tired them out while throwing very few but precise punches and kicks. (I tried not to hurt them, though—I touched them as lightly as I could while staying speedy.)

So why do you want to form a team if you’re a Lightning Bruiser who can take on an army and giant monsters by himself?
Well, actually, I’m fine with playing Hytale all by myself. I’ve got the skills; I just need the knowledge. The Internet will be extremely helpful with the latter—I expect Hytale to have groups of competitive gamers who specialize in Adventure Mode. Based on the results of a Twitter poll by Kweebec Corner, the majority of Hytale players prefer Adventure Mode over multiplayer content.
Remember, however, that I’m a graduate of the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy who is Weak to Magic. As such, I will struggle when I need to use ranged attacks or fight mages (or, even worse, be forced to use a gun against a mage because my fists are out of range). Naturally, having a teammate can help me compensate for my weaknesses while potentially allowing me to compensate for a teammate’s weaknesses—I can dish out and take lots of physical damage for allies who have poor Strength and Defense.
Having a team can also teach me real-life teamwork and leadership skills. In particular, I want to train myself to be accountable for the productivity and well-being of my team.

Parental Fashion Veto

Because I’m lazy, I typically wear the minimum clothes needed to enter a building or event. For example, in most casual situations, I only wear a T-shirt and shorts; about 50% of the time, I wear shoes. In semi-formal situations, I wear a polo, pants, and whatever shoes I pull out from the rack first. As such, I’m usually more casually dressed than all of my other family members.
Dad is usually the strictest when it comes to dress codes. Sometimes, I’m told to wear pants at a family party that has little, if not zero, relation to business or religion, even if other family members like the lawful good Big Brother wear shorts.
Mom is less strict, but her rules are different. She will stop me from wearing something in public if it’s slightly damaged, it’s too big/small, or the colors don’t match.
Meeting with friends is where I deliberately dress differently. I try to match my Author Avatar’s default outfit as best as I can using the clothes I have at home. This is my way of expressing my dedication. As such, I usually leave these clothes unused for weeks, if not months.
Yes, I wear a jacket even while it’s hot. Mom and Dad don’t like it, but I see it as a way to increase my Pyro RES.

Precocious Crush

Yes, when I was in 3rd grade, I had a crush on one of my math teachers—I can't remember why. I think she figured it out and didn't like it.
And yes, when I was in 1st grade, I had a crush on some girls in a workout video...that, at best, is for teens. It was mainly aimed towards adults, though, but it's totally SFW.
I can't remember what my elementary school teachers look like anymore, but if I did, I think my present-day self would have a crush on them.

The Pretty Guys Are Stronger

Naturally, all the male Gold's Gym trainers are what many people imagine what strong men look like. So some of the trainees get surprised that, during their break time, when the trainers challenge me to a fight, I, the self-proclaimed anime boy supposedly from China, beat them up nicely.

Putting On My Thinking Cap

Video game music helps me think because it adds drama to an otherwise mundane activity and helps me focus on the issue at hand. Battle music, interestingly, works in a variety of situations, not just combat-related ones, because I act like many situations in life are battles for me to win.

Ranged Emergency Weapon

Most people in my fictional universe will be surprised to see that, despite the bow on my Author Avatar’s back, he mainly fights with melee attacks even when a bow would make sense for staying out of melee range.
He typically only uses his bow when it’s (nearly) impossible to attack something from melee range, usually fliers. Otherwise, he believes that melee attacks are stronger, more thrilling, more personal, and more capable of protecting his gang members who prefer guns (plus bows and magic after exploring the fantasy world).
See Doesn’t Like Guns.

Rape, Pillage, and Burn

Note that "rape" is optional by TV Tropes's definition—it's just a thing that bandits and evil militaries enjoy doing. I don't rape NPCs in video games and I would certainly never do it in real life.
But I will definitely do the pillage and burn parts in Hytale in both good and evil playthroughs. From what we know of the morality in Hytale, the Kweebecs are most likely the good guys because they're friendly to humans (except axe wielders) while the Trorks are bad because they attack humans on sight. Varyn is also explicitly stated to be the chief antagonist, with his rune, the Varyn Mark, being called "The Evil". As such, I will have no regrets killing every last Trork (good playthrough)/Kweebec (evil) in a camp.
Note that I don't pillage and burn in real life. The worst thing I would do to someone is killing them if they try to kill me first. That's it—no "I'll kill your whole family" or whatever.

Rapid-Fire Fisticuffs, Spam Attack

In real life, my punches don’t look very fast to me.
However, when I look at 24 fps video footage of my punches, they look blindingly fast. Aby pointed out the speed of my punches when I sent him such footage.
I’m capable of doing this for about 10 seconds while shouting “MUDA MUDA MUDA!”