Sunday, July 7, 2019

July 7, 2019: Latest Paternal Grandma Atrocity

Mii™ created using Miitomo (Teal part of hair edited in by me)
"TRIGGERED" effect created using Dank Memer
IMPORTANT EDIT: My paternal grandma and maid have paid our water bills. (I thought they'd pay them late, but I was wrong. Our water service was never interrupted.)

Note that I refer to my paternal grandma and her maid as "it" because my family and I hate them. As MandJTV said, "If that offends you, suck it up."

Normally, my family and I avoid interactions with my paternal grandma and its maid to avoid potentially causing chaos, considering that they often misinterpret statements and have bad anger issues.

However, we have no choice but to do so on a regular basis, such as paying our collective electric and water bills since we technically live in the same house.
Unfortunately, they refuse to pay their share of our water bill, and I'll explain why as best as I can. I let my mom read this, so I think I got everything right.

To make it short, instead of paying our household's water bill, my paternal grandma and maid, without reading the bill details, double-paid the water bill of our bakery franchise which my mom previously paid. They insist they have paid our household's bills, but at the same time, they claim that Mom misplaced our actual bill statement.
Mom tried to clear up the mess and asked them to pay their share, but they refused to pay and even threatened to allow the water service to be disconnected. Mom doesn't want to pay the whole thing since we use far less water than they do (even if I think I hog a lot of water when cleaning), so Mom went along with their water disconnection threat to teach them a lesson.

So, basically, until those numbskulls pay up, we won't have water for a while because of my paternal grandma and its maid's foolishness and arrogance in refusing to pay their share of our water bill.
On the bright side, those two are more water-reliant than half of my family of 4, so I predict that they'll pay our bills next week. Besides, they've given us eviction, death, and even arson threats before but never actually acted on those threats. (I didn't even plan for a battle or taunt them with my martial arts skills. Even if they did try to kill us or burn us down, I'm too fast, strong, and clever for their old, decaying bodies.)
We collected a LOT of water beforehand.
And I can take showers at the gym where I trained with Coach G-Force.

This is one of many reasons why I want a girl who has good parents: Because I don't want a parent-in-law who acts like my paternal grandma.

Anyway, my final projects and several other assignments are coming soon, so I won't be able to post until August 11.
I plan to post about my Hytale practice regimen on that date, so stay tuned, and stay cool. :)

Side note: My paternal grandma and its maid also use more electricity than us, even though Ivann and I are hardcore gamers. They sometimes leave their air conditioner and TV turned on even if they're not in their master's bedroom where those electronics are located. In their very same heated argument with Mom about our water bill, they raged about us using 2 refrigerators, which is a pointless argument since we hoard a lot of food and a refrigerator is an important household appliance (unlike video games, frankly).