How to Train a Zombie in Boxing (Coach G-Force Part 3, Halloween Special)

Day 5

First of all, Happy Halloween or whatever. I'm honestly not a fan of Halloween, and I never was, even as a kid.

My costume was my custom Evil Karma shirt, which I wore during training, in case you were curious. It matches a tiny bit with the stereotypical scary theme of Halloween, I suppose.

Noob design, I know. I'm not very creative sometimes.

Second, I don't brag about any of these Coach G-Force posts to my mom, since all of them have ridiculous garbage that she won't like, including walking to the gym, using video game fighting moves, and, in this post, training even though my mom banned me from training since I didn't wear underwear this week.

Thank goodness she didn't inspect my bag for boxing equipment.

I slept at 4 AM and woke up at 11 AM on this training day because I was addicted to Pokémon. I CAN'T FIND A FREAKING ADAMANT NATURE NIDORAN♂ WITH GOOD IVs! So you can probably guess that I had little energy while training.

I also ate bread with chocolate before training, so the extra weight was a problem. I felt gluttonous, okay? I also needed the carbs.

For the most part, I had typical training at the start. My punching was fine and still fast yet deadly, as Coach G-Force and the other Gold's Gym trainers expect every time.

I still did speedy uppercuts at the end of each round.

The cool thing about Coach G-Force is that every training session has something unique. On this day in particular, he knows that I occasionally use Muay Thai moves and MMA-style takedowns, so he gave me an exercise where I pin down a bag with my knee and move side-to-side as I punch the bag. I did fine the first two times, where I ended each time with a fingertip stab, karate chop to the throat, and/or an imaginary bow and arrow.

But, eventually, I ran out of energy and became slow, while my head ached and my stomach cramped, to the point where I could only move once per two seconds, rather than my usual split-second attacks. I did not tell Coach G-Force about this and just kept on going while uttering "NEVER QUIT!"

After the brutal beatdown, though, I was given another mittwork round, and the pain became so bad that Coach G-Force gave me a 5-minute break before our last round. Thank goodness. I couldn't even walk properly.

I thought 5 minutes wasn't enough, but I can't believe I made it through the last round, since I did it with my normal energy and strength. I wasn't in pain anymore.

Anyway, the reason why I named this post "How to Train a Zombie in Boxing" is not only because it's Halloween, but also because I felt like a zombie while training, thanks to being much slower than usual before the final round.

I drew Coach G-Force an artwork of myself as a zombie with a Santa hat and boxing gloves with "Happy Hallowmas" (term invented by YoSquid) on the bottom. (I'm not showing it because I might get sued by Nintendo.)